You really should be getting paid for this, or be sent freebies by Nintendo, or something. I feel like I have a lot of the same thoughts about the Pokemon universe as you do, but there is no way I could ever get the garble in my head to resemble anything close to coherent in writing, at least not in the small space in time that you manage, and what I have to offer definitely wouldn’t be as entertaining or clever as what you produce. I am so glad you exist!

Heh.  I wish!  I’d be lying if I said I’d never entertained fantasies of being somehow recognised for all this nonsense I produce, but I suspect that most Pokémon fans don’t want what I’m selling (so to speak).  I’m okay with writing for a niche audience, though.  How did Seneca put it again…?  Haec ego non multis, sed tibi; satis enim magnum alter alteri theatrum sumus – I do this not for the many, but for you; for we are a great enough theatre for each other.

The man’s prose is terrifying, but you can’t deny it’s eminently quotable.