What pokémon do you think best represents each social media site (Facebook, Twitter, Tumbler)
Twitter is Chatot, right? It’s a useless
annoying bird that never shuts up and has appalling political opinions.
Audino; it hears everything, and although it means well, it’s complicit in a
vast system of oppression with horrifying global consequences that are beyond
its ability to understand or control.
clearly Lileep, because it’s an extinct vegetable with no personality.
Instagram is Smeargle; it’s obsessed with pictures and looks really interesting
but is actually useless.
must be Minior, because it’s flashy and attention-grabbing but only lasts a few
think Tinder is Heatmor, because it seems like a good way to light a spark, but
is actually clunky, mechanical and inexplicably covered in ants.
Now fµ¢£ing Grindr, Grindr is Morelull – it’s a Fairy-type mushroom that constantly flashes at you and really isn’t as big as it thinks it is.
4chan is Spiritomb; it has a hundred and eight distinct souls, but unfortunately all of them are awful.
Which means Tumblr has to be Garbodor. It’s literal fµ¢£ing garbage from hell and really should have been set on fire a long time ago, but people love it anyway because it accepts them for who they are.