Okay, no preamble; let’s just wrap this thing up.Continue reading “Isle of Armour, Part 2”
Okay; the first expansion for Pokémon: Sword and Shield is out today, so let’s do this thing! Same as with my initial playthrough of Shield, in the interests of being timely I’m not going to spend time writing a super detailed or analytical write-up; I’m just going to bullet-point things as they occur to me, and if there’s something I want to write an article on, we’ll figure it out later (at the very least, we know there’s at least one extra regional form, which will have to be tacked on the end of the series I’m currently writing [also the next one of those is almost done; I know it’s taking ages and it was probably a mistake to try and do four Pokémon at once, but it won’t be much longer]). Anyway, here we go!Continue reading “Isle of Armour time!”
All right, let’s try to wrap this up; then I can get started on all the everythingContinue reading “Pokémon Shield Playthrough Notes VII”
It might take me a little while to process that. In the meantime, here are my immediate reactions to… it.Continue reading “Pokémon Shield Playthrough Notes VI”
I’m gearing up for the final showdown now… but there’s some weird $#!t going on in the background.Continue reading “Pokémon Shield Playthrough Notes V”
You know the drill, more thoughts on Pokémon: Shield Version. I’ve now beaten gyms 5 and 6, and am hanging out in the neighbourhood of the snowbound city of Circhester. Cir- how do you pronounce that? Sir-chester, Kir-chester, Chir-chester? Just… however you think it’s pronounced, assume that I’m pronouncing it wrong.Continue reading “Pokémon Shield Playthrough Notes IV”
Ready to challenge gym number 5 (that was fast); that seems like a good moment to pause and take stock of everything…Continue reading “Pokémon Shield Playthrough Notes III”
I’m now three gyms in, and taking a break to train (and attempt to evolve) some of the new Pokémon I’ve collected. Meanwhile, the plot is thickening…Continue reading “Pokémon Shield Playthrough Notes II”
…well, here goes nothing.
As I have previously intimated, I’m not going to write a narrative playthrough journal of Shield, as I did for White 2, X and Moon, because while those are extremely fun and I genuinely like a lot of my writing for them (particularly in the Moon one, where I got carried away and fabricated an entire romance subplot with a random Team Skull grunt), they take a lot of time, and I think there are other aspects of this game that should be higher priority. But I can hardly leave my loyal readers without the benefit of my piercing insights into every aspect of this game’s features and story as they develop over the course of my playthrough, so instead we’re gonna have a more bullet-point-style approach, like I did when I played Alpha Sapphire. It goes without saying, of course, that here be spoilers, although I might do a short spoiler-free review thingy of the whole game at the end for anyone who still isn’t sure whether this game is for them, if that’s of interest to anyone (Sword and Shield are so polarising that it feels like 98% of the Pokémon community is already divided into “most perfect games ever!!!” or “betrayal of the series, the fans and basic human decency” so maybe there’s no point in that, but… well, it’s a possibility). If you already don’t intend to play this game and don’t care about spoilers, or if you’re already ahead of me, then read on – here we go!Continue reading “Pokémon Shield Playthrough Notes I”
So… we meet again.
NOOOOOOO! NOT EVIL STEVE! HE- wait, he was a mob boss who smuggled illegal weaponry, bought and sold slaves, and has literally threatened to kill us a dozen times.
Nonetheless… true evil never dies, and his spirit shall have revenge…