Have a riddle or mystery of the Pokémon universe that seems deserving of my staggering intellect? Need to know some obscure classical studies trivia? Want to share an interesting fact about fish? For all this and more, just type in your name and question below.
[Disclaimer: I usually have a queue of these; expect to wait at least 1-2 weeks for an answer, and possibly much longer]
[Another disclaimer: There’s no hard limit on how long these can be, but I reserve the right to edit and trim longer ones (like 200+ words)]