If we tell you our pokemon party, would you give a brief three sentence explanation of what to change, ‘cos I think I need some major changes in HG :/

Eh… frankly, there are better places you can go for that kind of advice.  I’m honestly not all that good at battling – I just read a lot of analyses and know all the tricks and jargon.  Try the forums at a site like Serebii.net or Smogon University; they’ll set you straight.

That, and I’m already having trouble dealing with everyone asking me about their favourite Pokémon; if people started asking for advice on team composition I’d probably be buried.