How would you imagine the Pokemon universe’s version of the Discovery Channel would be like?

Well, David Attenborough would be this ridiculously powerful Pokémon master who has a film crew follow him on his adventures and has to protect them from all the wild Pokémon he meets, the Myth Busters would quickly go out of business as they found that all of the ‘myths’ people told about Pokémon are actually 100% true, Shark Week would end in tears when a Sharpedo tore through the camera crew’s boat and their souls were eaten by a fluther of Jellicent (fluther is the collective noun for a group of jellyfish!  See, this blog is educational!), and Alder would be Bear Grylls.