A woman goes to her mother’s funeral. There, she meets what she believes is her soul mate. However, after the funeral, she has no way of contacting/finding him ever again. Three days later, she kills her sister. Why did she kill her?

Three possibilities.

a) Her sister was a right bitch.

b) She hopes that the man she believes to be her soulmate will attend her sister’s funeral, giving her another shot.

c) Her sister was a fetus in fetu which, entirely by coincidence, she was getting removed that week anyway.