Have you ever drank while playing Pokémon? Does it bother you when the E in Pokémon has its accent mark left out? What is the average amount of lightning that comes out your rear end weekly? These are legitimate questions!

In order:

NO BUT I SHOULD

YES IT BOTHERS ME INTENSELY I MEAN HOW HARD IS IT TO LEARN YOUR KEYBOARD”S SHORTCUT FOR É OKAY I THINK I MAY HAVE PUT THE ACCENT BACKWARDS LIKE È IN THE LAST COUPLE OF QUESTIONS I ANSWERED BUT I”VE CLEARLY HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK AND I”M TRYING

ALSO HOW DO I STOP HOLDING DOWN THE SHIFT KEY