Ready to challenge gym number 5 (that was fast); that seems like a good moment to pause and take stock of everything…Continue reading “Pokémon Shield Playthrough Notes III”
I’m now three gyms in, and taking a break to train (and attempt to evolve) some of the new Pokémon I’ve collected. Meanwhile, the plot is thickening…Continue reading “Pokémon Shield Playthrough Notes II”
…well, here goes nothing.
As I have previously intimated, I’m not going to write a narrative playthrough journal of Shield, as I did for White 2, X and Moon, because while those are extremely fun and I genuinely like a lot of my writing for them (particularly in the Moon one, where I got carried away and fabricated an entire romance subplot with a random Team Skull grunt), they take a lot of time, and I think there are other aspects of this game that should be higher priority. But I can hardly leave my loyal readers without the benefit of my piercing insights into every aspect of this game’s features and story as they develop over the course of my playthrough, so instead we’re gonna have a more bullet-point-style approach, like I did when I played Alpha Sapphire. It goes without saying, of course, that here be spoilers, although I might do a short spoiler-free review thingy of the whole game at the end for anyone who still isn’t sure whether this game is for them, if that’s of interest to anyone (Sword and Shield are so polarising that it feels like 98% of the Pokémon community is already divided into “most perfect games ever!!!” or “betrayal of the series, the fans and basic human decency” so maybe there’s no point in that, but… well, it’s a possibility). If you already don’t intend to play this game and don’t care about spoilers, or if you’re already ahead of me, then read on – here we go!Continue reading “Pokémon Shield Playthrough Notes I”
So… we meet again.
NOOOOOOO! NOT EVIL STEVE! HE- wait, he was a mob boss who smuggled illegal weaponry, bought and sold slaves, and has literally threatened to kill us a dozen times.
Nonetheless… true evil never dies, and his spirit shall have revenge…
We have travelled across the world to find a new Pokémon to fill the gaping void left in our hearts by the Fat Controller.
Behold the glory of Legatron, Bionic Hitmonlee!
Time for Gym Number 3!
Thanks to the secret chemical compounds obtained/stolen from Team Rocket by Evil Steve, Dr. Chrim’s experiments on Specimen X have been successful. Soon his true power shall be unleashed!
Side effects may include dry mouth, nausea, sore throat, vomiting, psychosis, and transformation into a gigantic sea dragon.
New Year’s Day
A haggling dispute with Slippery Sue’s contact at the other end of Rock Tunnel has led to bloodshed. She and Evil Steve will need to find somewhere else to offload our stolen goods. Meanwhile, Detective Doug thinks this was all a clever sting operation.
Though Slippery Sue’s numerous contacts, an independent contractor has been hired to deal with the trees in our path – paid in cash and onions.
We could go fight a difficult battle against a master of Electric Pokémon to win a shiny bit of plastic and permission to fly in Kanto…
…or we could take a lucrative contract smuggling goods through Rock Tunnel.
…if it couldn’t survive, it didn’t deserve to join us.