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Continue reading “Pearl Kingslocke: Episode 1”As we all know, Timey Diamond and Spacey Pearl are coming out in a little over a month, with Legends: Arceus following early next year. I feel like revisiting Sinnoh, so I want to do a playthrough of the original Pearl version – but not just any playthrough. I think it’s time to revisit the dumbest Pokémon challenge run ever devised: the Kingslocke.
This is a challenge run I created with basically two aims in mind:
In pursuit of these goals, Jim the Editor and I developed a challenge ruleset where the player would regularly draw from a normal deck of playing cards, with each card changing the rules. The effects of the different cards are very loosely based on a popular drinking game that we call “Circle of Death” in New Zealand (because, at least in our version, the cards are arranged in a big circle around a vessel in the middle of the table), but which is more commonly known in America as “Kings” or “King’s Cup,” hence the name “Kingslocke.” You don’t have to drink to play with these rules, but to be honest you probably should.
Continue reading “Revisiting Pokémon Pearl: The Kingslocke”Okay, no preamble; let’s just wrap this thing up.
Continue reading “Isle of Armour, Part 2”Okay; the first expansion for Pokémon: Sword and Shield is out today, so let’s do this thing! Same as with my initial playthrough of Shield, in the interests of being timely I’m not going to spend time writing a super detailed or analytical write-up; I’m just going to bullet-point things as they occur to me, and if there’s something I want to write an article on, we’ll figure it out later (at the very least, we know there’s at least one extra regional form, which will have to be tacked on the end of the series I’m currently writing [also the next one of those is almost done; I know it’s taking ages and it was probably a mistake to try and do four Pokémon at once, but it won’t be much longer]). Anyway, here we go!
Continue reading “Isle of Armour time!”All right, let’s try to wrap this up; then I can get started on all the everything
Continue reading “Pokémon Shield Playthrough Notes VII”well, uh…
that… happened
It might take me a little while to process that. In the meantime, here are my immediate reactions to… it.
Continue reading “Pokémon Shield Playthrough Notes VI”I’m gearing up for the final showdown now… but there’s some weird $#!t going on in the background.
Continue reading “Pokémon Shield Playthrough Notes V”You know the drill, more thoughts on Pokémon: Shield Version. I’ve now beaten gyms 5 and 6, and am hanging out in the neighbourhood of the snowbound city of Circhester. Cir- how do you pronounce that? Sir-chester, Kir-chester, Chir-chester? Just… however you think it’s pronounced, assume that I’m pronouncing it wrong.
Continue reading “Pokémon Shield Playthrough Notes IV”Ready to challenge gym number 5 (that was fast); that seems like a good moment to pause and take stock of everything…
Continue reading “Pokémon Shield Playthrough Notes III”I’m now three gyms in, and taking a break to train (and attempt to evolve) some of the new Pokémon I’ve collected. Meanwhile, the plot is thickening…
Continue reading “Pokémon Shield Playthrough Notes II”