Anonymous asks:

Trend is a bit too strong a word, but I’ve noticed in your reviews of new Pokemon, specifically version-exclusive Pokemon, you tend to prefer one over the other. Cf Cottonee/Petilil, Solosis/Gothita, Clauncher/Skrelp. Would you care to talk about the implications of version exclusivity at all? (I mean, beyond the natural selling point of forcing people either to make new friends or buy two versions of the same game.)

Well, I talked a little about this here, and honestly I tried to think of some point to it beyond driving more sales, but didn’t come up with anything.  In gameplay terms I think that particular aspect of the paired-game concept is obsolete, because version-exclusive Pokémon are among the smallest obstacles to finishing a Pokédex today.  So is there anything else to it?  I suppose it would be something if you could argue that the sets of version-exclusive Pokémon say something about the character of the games they appear on – like if you could say, for instance, that Ekans, Vileplume, Primeape, Arcanine, Scyther and Electabuzz somehow thematically “go with” Red/Fire/Charizard in a way that Sandslash, Victreebel, Persian, Ninetales, Pinsir and Magmar do not.  And I think maybe you can almost say that for the Ruby and Sapphire sets, but you really have to stretch some of them to make it fit.  Or perhaps you could conjecture that the different versions represent different seasons, or something along those lines, so that Red version represents the experience of a trainer who started a journey in winter rather than summer (that doesn’t work for generation V, of course, which actually has a season mechanic), or something else along those lines.  In the end I really don’t think there’s much you can draw out of it.

Anonymous asks:

Sorry if this has been asked before, but do you plan on reviewing the entire Pokemon anime series? Or just Kanto, and then specific episodes that you find particularly interesting, or what’s the DEAL HERE, MAN

Put it this way: notionally I want to do the whole thing, but in practice, to say that I “plan on” it would be a bit of a stretch.  At my current rate of progress, I would be lucky to finish before the heat death of the universe.  So I’m just going through them more or less in order, as and when I feel like it.  Plans do not mesh well with real life responsibilities.

cantankerousauntgay asks:

tropius is my fav pokemon and im hella excited for that banner. I can see it now… “Its A Benevolent Flying Goddamn DinoPalm Tree”.

Some suggestions offered by Jim the Editor:

House Tropius: Taste the Forbidden Fruit

House Tropius: How ‘Bout Them Apples

House Tropius: Wait, Did a Dinosaur F@#$ a Tree, or…?

House Tropius: Why Aren’t We Funding This?

House Tropius: Dinner and Dessert

House Tropius: We Can Fly, Because F#&% Physics

Anonymous asks:

I was re-reading your old Unova entries, and your one on Scraggy and Scrafty really annoys me. What is it about modern subcultures that make them inherently worse than mythology or biology? And besides, Scraggy and Scrafty are based on various features real life reptiles have, just viewed under an anthropmorphic lens. You complain it breaks your suspension of disbelief to see it so clearly based off human concepts, but never clarify why seeing human icons such as thunderbolts and letters don’t.

Point of clarification first: “complained,” not “complain;” this was almost four and a half years ago and honestly I’m not sure it reflects my current views terribly well nor am I motivated to spend a lot of time defending it, but since you ask…

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toldentops asks:

You have the most interesting blog to read, as I myself am a huge fan of the unova region and I really appreciate all these in depth reviews on each and every one of them instead of a simple “this sucks”.

Aww, shucks; thank you!  “Interesting” is always the goal!  Well, except when “ranting” or “inflicting my unbelievably specific research on the public” or “telling stupid jokes” is the goal.  I guess in reality the goal fluctuates.  But “interesting” is definitely a plus!

witchesandmushi asks:

(Not the anon, but curious regardless) If you did do a Gym Leaders series, you could do it like the anime and do two or three Gym Leaders at once, united by element or theme or region, and you could definitely talk about their anime incarnations at the same time. That way we could get your opinion on Leaders and their Gyms in nice little packets and if there did turn out to be ones who you find yourself with a lot to say about, they could have their own posts.

Hmm.  Well, to be honest the likelihood of me doing this at any point in the near-to-medium future is slim to none, but if I ever find myself wanting ideas, I’ll bear that in mind.  Could be interesting to take it as a way of doing a thematic look at different types.

Anonymous asks:

why don’t you make a gym leaders series? like, i’m not telling you to do it, it’s just cool, i think. so yeah, hi.

I suppose because I’m not convinced I would have enough to say about each one to make it worthwhile.  They don’t have anything like the screentime or character development in the games that the rivals and Champions do, so it’s hard to think of stuff to comment on.  The anime is another matter, of course, but to be honest I’d rather just write about the anime than analyse specific characters in it.

Anonymous asks:

I like your Sylveon motto, but it’s not as straight forward as the other eeveelution mottos. Would you mind elaborating on “A Whole New World”? 🙂

I went with that mainly because Sylveon was our introduction to the Fairy type.  Fairies in folklore are mysterious creatures that live just at the edge of what humans understand, sometimes in another world entirely, but when Sylveon turns up, we all dive head-first into that world, and everything changes.  Evolving into Sylveon also opens up the world of magic for Eevee, which plays into the ‘adaptation’ theme that I tried to get with all the mottos for that family.