
House Swoobat: Listen to the Heart
One lunatic's love-hate relationship with the Pokémon franchise, and his addled musings on its rights, wrongs, ins and outs. Come one, come all, and indulge my delusions of grandeur as I inflict my opinions on anyone within shouting distance.

House Swoobat: Listen to the Heart

House Gigalith: From Deep Within

House Zebstrika: The Untamed Storm
What would you do to fix darmanitan’s zen mode ability in a way that’s thematically appropriate?
Hmm. Well, the problems with Zen Mode as I see it are:
1) you’re forced to train one Pokémon to fill two roles, and wind up splitting EVs, nature and move sets so you get this messy hybrid (I think Game Freak did anticipate this and tried to deal with it by giving the two forms extremely high base stats in the areas they specialise in – the problem is you’re better off just piling EVs and a nature bonus on top of the high stats enjoyed by the basic form and pushing his attack into the goddamn stratosphere), and 2) Zen Darmanitan is a tank who inherently starts with less than 50% health, which compromises his usefulness. Well, and 3) the alternative, Sheer Force, is such a hugely powerful ability for a Pokémon with a stat spread as extremely specialised towards physical damage as Darmanitan’s, but there’s not much we can do about that.
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Aww, thanks. Almost on the home stretch now!

House Unfezant: Soaring Serene

House Musharna: All as We Dream

House Simipour: Witness the Cascade

House Simisear: Hear the Inferno

House Simisage: Speak the Forest