
well, this is simply unacceptable; those flags are flying in direct defiance of my command. I’m gonna go beat these guys up.

I don’t suppose I can just… jump down here?
Continue reading “Pokémon Portugal Version: Still Red Though”well, this is simply unacceptable; those flags are flying in direct defiance of my command. I’m gonna go beat these guys up.
I don’t suppose I can just… jump down here?
Continue reading “Pokémon Portugal Version: Still Red Though”Let’s move; we’ve got gyms to steal and titans to eat, or something.
Apparently we can chat with the various Academy teachers outside of class to learn more about them and get closer to them.
Ms. Raifort, the history teacher, responds in a weirdly sinister way to learning that I’m interested in the past, and I just want to say pre-emptively that if she’s going to try to recruit me to a cult, I am absolutely all in.
Continue reading “Pokémon Spain Version: About 700 nm”Artazon seems nice. “Picturesque,” I think is the word. Flowers, a windmill, pretty little houses, sunflowers, and lots of weird sculptures created by the town’s gym leader, Brassius.
A tragedy in two parts.
Continue reading “Pokémon Spain Version: Even More Red”I went to school and now I have a bunch of characters and plot stuff to talk about – first among them, this chick.
Nemona introduces her simply as “La Primera” – “The First” – which is the kind of nickname you get when you’re so badass that no-one has to ask “the first what?” because everyone knows the answer is “the first and bestest Pokémon trainer in the region.” My impression is that La Primera is what we would be calling “the Champion” in any other Pokémon game – that is, the “final boss” of the gym challenge – but that’s not what she’s called here, because “Champion” means something different in Paldea. It’s not a position occupied by one trainer at a time, it’s a rank that many trainers can attain. Nemona is a Champion of Paldea, one of a few, and hopes that we can join her at that level, which means collecting gym badges and passing a Big Final Test. La Primera, presumably, is the one who administers that test.
Continue reading “Pokémon Spain Version: Redness Intensifies”