One lunatic's love-hate relationship with the Pokémon franchise, and his addled musings on its rights, wrongs, ins and outs. Come one, come all, and indulge my delusions of grandeur as I inflict my opinions on anyone within shouting distance.
What do you think of Toucannon’s anger, both from an aesthetic and character standpoint?
Well, I think it… looks angry?
I don’t know, it has this really surly, grumpy look to it, like it hasn’t slept in days and has just been asked to submit its budget report a week early, but I don’t think it’s actually described or portrayed as an unusually angry Pokémon. The Pokédex even references the fact that it’s seen as a good Pokémon to have at an Alolan wedding ceremony because it mates harmoniously for life. So, I actually think under its gruff exterior it might be a sweet perfect cinnamon roll.
Pikipek and Trumbeak are woodpeckers, one of the broad classes of bird that Pokémon hadn’t previously gotten around to making an early-game Normal/Flying-type out of. Let’s run through the checklist… Pidgey’s a waxwing, Hoothoot’s an owl, Taillow’s a swallow, Starly’s a starling, Pidove’s a pigeon, Fletchling’s a robin, and Spearow’s not a sparrow. With the exception of Hoothoot and Pidove, they’re all based – more or less loosely – on members of the songbird family (or, well, technically they’re a sub-order or something, but who’s counting?), and most of them gain more raptor-like traits as they evolve. Which… y’know… is fine; that reflects the huge diversity of the real songbirds, but it would be nicer if they weren’t all (with the exception of Hoothoot) Normal/Flying-types with fairly generic powers and a bias towards speed and physical attacks. Continue reading “Pikipek, Trumbeak and Toucannon”→
I got this sparkly bracelet thing, I got a
bunch of weird voodoo crystals with a variety of dubiously magic powers, I got
a bunch of… arguably cool Pokémon that I’d never seen before. Some of those things’d have to fetch a decent
price if I just left Alola and never looked back, right?
And if you’re with the police, no, obviously I’m not talking about the
Pokémon; they would stay with me back in Kanto and I would do my best to give
them all a good life.
(If you’re not with the police, look, I
know a guy who knows a guy, okay? Just