Hmm…
I am extremely tempted to say Probopass.
I already thought Nosepass was silly in Ruby and Sapphire, and then they went and compounded it by evolving him and adding the line “It controls three small units called Mini-Noses.” Now, I know Nosepass and Probopass are based on moai statues, and I know that’s exactly the kind of cultural/mythological inspiration I normally like, but damnit, why did they have to decide that the best way to make an interesting Pokémon out of it was to give it a ginormous red magnetic nose!? And that absurd moustache!? And… and… mini-noses, for Athena’s sake!?
I just… urgh. I give up.
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