Chris it’s been another year are you okay? have the children eaten you yet?
the rites are underway and my ascension nears; the casualties have been heavy, but my agents are numberless and the netherworld shall bow to my will
all shall be as the Voices command
also the children are great; they are simultaneously a pain in my ass and the light of my life
Pokémaniacal 
Genuine question: Have any of them insisted you are their stand-in parent yet? Because some of mine have… half a year into the academic year… and I definitely feel that last comment! (This is Leo, btw.)
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No, but part of me kind of wants them to
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DANGIT M I WAS GONNA DO THAT
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In 2026 I’ll let you go first
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