
House Cherrim: Glory to the Sun

House Cherrim: Glory to the Sun

House Floatzel: Swimming Against the Current

House Pachirisu: Small but Stalwart

House Vespiquen: Royal by Right

House Mothim: With Stolen Sweetness

House Wormadam: Wrapped in the World
Hey you pokéstupid why do you think Australia and NZ are stupid countries? Your usa not america isn’t the center of the world, its the center of xenofobics like u
You misunderstand, gentle reader. I’m from New Zealand (I thought my use of the phrase “back home in New Zealand” would render all confusion impossible, but clearly not…). I was calling the United States ridiculous and backward (tongue firmly in cheek, of course… well, mostly).

House Bastiodon: Yield to Nothing Mortal
How do you think a Cherubi would feel if you fed it a cherry?
Unclear. On the one hand it seems likely that the resemblance between the two is mostly superficial, but on the other hand, do they know that? I would think they’d be pretty creeped out… but then, there are parts of the world where people eat monkeys. Possibly a Cherubi would just feel insulted that we even thought it was similar enough to a cherry to be worth the comparison.
Now that there’s more info on Pokemon go, could we have your thoughts?
Okay well number 1 they just announced they’re recruiting beta testers back home in New Zealand and GOD DAMN IT WHY DID I MOVE TO THIS RIDICULOUS BACKWARDS LITTLE COUNTRY
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