On Playing Through Alpha Sapphire: Ep V

Sitting in Lilycove City at the moment, having just cleared out the Team Aqua base in the bay.  In theory I should now pursue Archie across the ocean to prevent him from ending the world or whatever, but I’m just not really feeling it at the moment; I think I might just hang out here for a while and enter some contests.  I mean, a trainer can’t visit Lilycove and not enter a contest, right?

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Since ORAS is the ‘in’ thing right now, I have a question: why do you think we need Relicanth and Wailord to access the Regi trio? Why those two specifically? Do Relicanth and Wailord share a symbiotic relationship of some sort?

If there is some special link between the two, nothing else hints at it… The golems were sealed away deliberately, so I would presume that the people responsible for that are also the ones who determined the mechanics of the lock; they probably chose Relicanth and Wailord for some reason.  They might have picked Wailord as being the largest Pokémon they knew of (and therefore strongest) and Relicanth as the oldest (and therefore wisest).  Alternatively, since the inscriptions claim that people actually lived in the chamber where the lock is located – which is at the bottom of the ocean – Wailord and Relicanth may both have been Pokémon that were central to their culture and way of life.  Or maybe it was that a Relicanth and a Wailord played an important part in subduing the golems and allowing them to be sealed away in the first place, and the people who built the lock wanted to honour them by making them the Pokémon that would open it.  Take your pick; not sure there’s enough information to be more definite.

In the anime, whenever they trade pokemon, they always use this superfluous machine that exchanges the two pokemon’s pokeballs. I know this is meant to emulate trading methods in the game (as a machine in the pokemon center is needed to trade). In the the anime this could be because the pokeballs need to be re-registered, but there are also parts in the anime where pokemon are just given away without a machine. So why is a machine needed for trading, but not for giving away a pokemon?

I suppose it might be that the point of the machine is actually to move the Pokémon themselves from one Pokéball to the other – we know that Pokémon in the anime do seem to be tied to their own Pokéballs (take, for instance, Pokémon Food Fight, when Ash has to drag Snorlax over a mountain because his Pokéball is broken – for whatever reason, he can’t just, say, stick Snorlax in Pikachu’s Pokéball for a few hours).  When you give a Pokémon away, you normally give away the Pokéball with it, so you don’t need a special machine.  Of course, that just raises the question of why they’re so damned possessive about their Pokéballs that they aren’t willing to let them go when they make a trade.  Could be some sort of weird throwback to a period when Pokéballs were rare and valuable artisanal objects – before production was automated and standardised, they might have been covered with valuable decorations, or emblazoned with a noble trainer’s crest, so that traditionally trainers would want to keep their own Pokéballs even when trading their Pokémon away.  Basically the machine’s function is actually completely insignificant for the vast majority of people, but they use one because that’s how trades have always been done.

Why do you suppose Pokémon such as Litwick and his brethren, Cofragius, and other people killing/zombifying/enslaving Pokémon and the areas they’ve infested are open to the public? Why hasn’t the (admittedly incompetent) public not restricted the plucky ten-year-old adventurers from entering those areas and risk having their souls and lives put into danger?

I’m going to go with “because then we wouldn’t be able to catch them.”  This sounds like a cop-out, but it has the advantage of probably being the real reason for it, and maybe it can work in-universe as well.  There will inevitably be Pokémon trainers who want to catch these things, and historically would have had the right to take any risks they wanted in order to do so.  Almost all Pokémon can be dangerous if you’re not smart in your interactions with them – Ash almost got killed by a bunch of f$#@ing Spearow on his first day, remember – so once you accept the notion of allowing young people to do this sort of thing in the first place, it becomes difficult to start drawing lines.  Also, training is the first and most important way that people in this world have of interacting with Pokémon, so deciding that trainers aren’t allowed to do so of their own free will probably seems like a really extreme reaction to them – like “holy $#!t, you’re saying that these things are so dangerous we can’t even let the monster-taming nut-jobs near them?  RUN AWAY!”

Any thoughts on the theory that Pokémon are aliens, and that humans are the descendants of stranded space colonists who forgot their origins?

You know, I don’t think I’ve ever actually heard it quite that way around.  I feel like the games and anime, when they leave hints about that kind of thing, are more likely to suggest that humans are from ‘Earth’ and Pokémon are the interlopers.  Putting things this way around is, I suppose, one efficient way of explaining why there are humans in this world at all, but I actually don’t think it’s the only way, and I’m not sure I can think of any other questions that it simplifies, particularly.

I’ve never really given Elgyem and Beheeyem the attention they deserve, but my thinking on Clefairy has always been that there’s actually an interesting possible alternative that gets overlooked.  Clefairy are capable of space flight and they’re obsessed with extraterrestrial materials and celestial phenomena… exactly like some humans.  That could mean they’re from space, or it could mean that they’re from Earth and interested in extraterrestrial exploration, just like humans are.  Having said that, though, I think the explanation Game Freak and the anime’s writers are probably trying to point us to is more likely that life on Pokémon Earth resulted from some form of panspermia-type event – a ‘seeding’ by organisms capable of surviving in space (rather than, say, some kind of bizarre Noah’s Ark scenario), implying that there may be other planets where descendants of the same species continued to evolve independently.  In the real world, people who favour this hypothesis will point to bacteria and other resilient microorganisms that might lie dormant on asteroids for millions of years at a time, but in Pokémon we actually have complex organisms who can survive in space for extended periods – namely, Lunatone and Solrock.  If that happened, though, it happened so long ago that it really no longer makes sense to consider Pokémon ‘alien’ – we’re most likely talking hundreds of millions of years for something like Solrock to give rise to the myriad species that exist today.  Humans might be descended from those first Pokémon, or they might be descended from microorganisms that were there already – it’s sort of hard to say why it even matters.  All of this… hrmm… conveniently fits with some of my wild speculation about mineral-form Rock-types being the ancestral state of all Pokémon (damnit, I hate finding evidence that I might have been right about Pokémon evolving from rocks), but then on the other hand, if I’m right about Carbink, they might even have been around since the damn planet formed in the first place.

One of these days I really need to try drinking heavily before attempting to deal with $#!t like this.  It might make more sense that way.

Have you ever did a Nuzlocke challenge? And if you did, what was the result? If you haven’t then you should really consider it. I’m really curious as to what will happen with you behind the controller of a Pokemon Nuzlocke run. :D

I have done these before, and the results were foregone and horrifying.  Probably the high point was when my Illumise blew herself up with Metronome on an Emerald game.

Thinking about doing one on X and blogging about it after I finish playing Alpha Sapphire, since thanks to the miracle of modern technology I can just preserve all the Pokémon from my current game with Pokébank.  We’ll see.

I like medicham. I’m disappointed it doesn’t have an alternate ability that doubles special attack. Pure Power is the same thing as Huge Power; why are these two different abilities? I always wanted it to go special and it would be the coolest use of pokemon having one of two abilities.

Sure?

The main reason I can think of for being wary of that is because, well, the way you beat Medicham is with a big physical wall… and the way you lose big physical walls is by switching them into something that’s actually a monstrously powerful special attacker.  I know in terms of having big numbers it doesn’t actually make Medicham any more powerful, but the gain in versatility is enormous, and it’s not like Medicham is bad as is.

As a Greek historian, I have a very curious question for you. Are you ever annoyed when modern fiction depicts Cronus, the King of the Titans, and Khronos, the Personification of Time, as the same entity? Or do you simply write it off as a modern retcon of Greek myth?

Well, the thing is, the confusion between the two actually isn’t purely a modern one – the similarity between the names Kronos and Chronos was one that the ancient Greeks noticed too.  There’re references in Plutarch and in the pseudo-Aristotelian De Mundo that seem to point to a popular belief that the two gods were actually the same dude – and then there’s whole alternate versions of the creation myth that seem to conflate them, like the one in Pherecydes’ Heptamychos, where Chronos, Kronos and Zeus (whom Pherecydes calls Zas) all seem to bleed together to some extent.  Also, you gotta remember that our notion of Greek cosmology is based almost entirely on Hesiod, who is only the oldest and most broadly acknowledged written version of what was probably an extremely heterogeneous tradition with all kinds of bizarre variants that are mostly or completely lost to us.  So basically… it’s okay, the ancients couldn’t keep that one straight either. 😉

In your pokemon X playthrough journal, you made the egregious statement that the “updated” cries of older pokemon appeal to nostalgia. How dare you! The cry is the most distinguishing trait of a pokemon. If there was one thing I was ever certain of, the cries were the one thing about a pokemon that would never change. Psyduck and Cubone’s classic cries were butchered! What they did to Pikachu is the worst. I’ll give you one and say they pulled off drowzee well, but the rest are unforgivab!

Well, that statement was actually referring to the sixth generation’s treatment of older Pokémon in general – which you can contrast sharply with Black and White’s (unprecedented) total exclusion of them – more so than to cries in particular, but since you bring it up… no, it’s not “the most distinguishing trait of a Pokémon;” I’d actually go so far as to call that a truly ridiculous assertion.  I mean, if you look at Vileplume and Aerodactyl, the difference between their cries, originally, was all but imperceptible, despite their being totally different in every other respect.  Likewise Ditto and Poliwag, Charizard and Rhyhorn, etc.  And then there’s the fact that, while most of a Pokémon’s characteristics are constant across different media (games vs anime), the cry is rarely even similar.  I saw it as an example of Game Freak paying attention to older Pokémon and giving them something to help ensure that they would feel every bit as shiny and polished as the new ones.  Perhaps nostalgia is the wrong word for that, but I still feel my original sentiment is justified.