I suppose you could say that, in a manner of speaking.
Author: pokemaniacchris
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Yes – to HISTORY!
Have you seen the summary for Extremespeed Genesect: Mewtwo Awakens? I don’t think you’ll like it – I and some others didn’t.
I haven’t, and I am now far too scared to. Are we talking about, like, a trailer, or…?
My baseline expectations for Pokémon movies are generally pretty low. I tend to think the TV series is significantly more interesting. I will admit, however, that I haven’t seen even half of them, so that’s a statement from partial ignorance.
I recall your blog post on the Pokémon Power Bracket finals in which your friend Jim incapacitated you somehow and wrote your own entry for you. As mildly amusing as that debacle was, could you maybe convince him to get a Tumblr account so that he can post his incoherent ramblings without interrupting your much better-articulated and marginally more coherent ramblings? Really, we’ll check it out.
Eheh. He says “I am insulted and yet at the same time, thanks…?“
If I Were In Charge: Every challenge along the way, with courage I will face
Part of what I’m trying to do in writing this series of articles is illustrate possible ways of giving more time and attention to aspects of the Pokémon world that the core games tend to marginalise. Battles are the heart of the Pokémon series; I’m not going to pretend they aren’t. Without battling, Pokémon is a game about a kid who walks around the country listening to people talk and telling his pets to move rocks (now that I write that, I wonder whether someone could make an interesting game out of it…). As I’ve suggested more than once already, though, there’s no reason we need to be battling just for the sake of battling – which, let’s face it, is what the game is really all about once you’ve defeated the villains of the day. You go to the Pokémon League and become the very best, like no one ever was. Then you go to the battle tower and fight other battling enthusiasts to hone your craft. Your only real aim from that point is to become better at battling and, perhaps more importantly, achieve recognition for being good at battling. Given that the whole point of Cheren’s character arc in Black and White is that these things aren’t all that important, I think it makes sense that we should look into this structure a little. Why do we battle? Why is defeating Gyms so important to us, why is becoming a Champion such a central ambition, and what else can we do with Pokémon Gyms?
Continue reading “If I Were In Charge: Every challenge along the way, with courage I will face”If I Were In Charge: You’re my best friend in a world we must defend
…and oh, how it does need defending. I’ve discussed all of Pokémon’s past villains before, long ago, but it can’t hurt to summarise… The scale of villainy in the Pokémon universe has swelled considerably since its early days in Red and Blue, when Team Rocket’s dastardly plans nearly brought down one of Kanto’s most important corporations, Silph, to give them control of the prototype Master Ball and its blueprints. Their return in Gold and Silver nearly reduced all the Pokémon of the nation to servitude through the mind controlling radio signal developed by their scientists. Ruby and Sapphire saw Teams Magma and Aqua send the very balance of nature into chaos, risking the safety of the whole world to bring about their utopian visions. Things came to a head with Diamond and Pearl, when Cyrus’ machinations nearly wiped out the entire universe, before Black and White (very sensibly) took a step back and a deep breath, thought about it, and toned it down. As I am fond of saying, I think Black and White have, hands down, the best plot of the core series so far (and that includes Black and White 2), primarily because of the somewhat ambiguous nature of the villains. Team Plasma’s stated goals – the goals which most of their members believe they are working for – can conceivably be seen as perfectly noble. N is a genuinely good person, in spite of his somewhat… unusual upbringing, and he has one of Unova’s legendary dragons to prove it. Many, if not most, of the Seven Sages are similarly enlightened. Even some of the grunts appear entirely sincere in their desire to ‘save’ Pokémon from human oppression – and even at the end of Black and White 2, N still has a vision for a new world; a world where humans and Pokémon live together, but without Pokéballs. It’s only Ghetsis, with his lust for power, who is truly irredeemable (well, and possibly Zinzolin, but I have an unaccountable soft spot for Zinzolin; so sue me). Ambiguity like this is good. There are very, very few people in the real world who do things for no other reason than ‘because I’m evil, damnit.’ People who do bad things very often believe they have good reasons – from time to time, they’re even right. Maxie and Archie in Ruby and Sapphire flirt with similar ideas, but their plans are so far-reaching and so insane that, although they believe they’re working for the good of all, it’s difficult to sympathise (although it’s worth acknowledging that they were a clear step forward). What I’m going to do here – or try to – is create quick sketches of two villainous factions, not entire storylines, but enough to give some idea of how they might work, what their goals might be, and what kind of conflicts might feature in a game that included them.
Continue reading “If I Were In Charge: You’re my best friend in a world we must defend”On the subject of starter Pokémon, do you think Game Freak should stick to the Grass-Fire-Water trio, or should they try out other types? You mentioned in your ‘Starter Pokémon – Final Thoughts’ that the Grass-Fire-Water thing eases new players into Pokémon’s complicated type chart, but it also potentially creates confusion regarding type reciprocity. What do you think? Also, if Game Freak changed the starter types (but still a trio), should it still be fully reciprocal like Grass-Fire-Water is?
Starter Pokémon are actually going to be the subject of one of my ‘If I Were In Charge’ entries in the next couple of weeks (specifically, on the lyric “come with me, the time is right; there’s no better team") – so if you want to know exactly what I would do with starter Pokémon in excruciating detail, well, it’s coming up!
What is your favourite Pokemon from each generation?
Eradicate the ground type? Can you elaborate on that? I find it interesting. Also, bug types. Good or bad?
I refer you to this rambling nonsense. My belief is that, if you were so inclined, it would not be at all difficult to reclassify all Ground-type Pokémon currently in existence and most of their attacks as either Normal, Rock, or possibly Fighting.
As for Bug types… er… what about them? Many of them are good. Many of them are not.
You know what bothers me? Cherubi. The Cherry Pokémon. But, aren’t Cheri Berries the Pokémon world equivalent to cherries? Just like they don’t have cats, just Meowths, Skitties, etc. (Of course, Meowth’s the “Scratch Cat” Pokémon, Pikachu is an “Electric Mouse”, but in my head, “fish” is just their general therm for Pokémon with specific characteristics, and so are “cat”, “mouse” etc. Pikachu is an electric mouse, while Ratatta is a normal mouse…)
Would it help if they started calling it “the Cheri Pokémon"?
