I recall your blog post on the Pokémon Power Bracket finals in which your friend Jim incapacitated you somehow and wrote your own entry for you. As mildly amusing as that debacle was, could you maybe convince him to get a Tumblr account so that he can post his incoherent ramblings without interrupting your much better-articulated and marginally more coherent ramblings? Really, we’ll check it out.

Eheh.  He says “I am insulted and yet at the same time, thanks…?“

The thing with Rayquaza and Mew was really a one-off thing, since I’d long since run out of stuff to say about either of them over the course of that series of entries.  I don’t think he’d have much interest in doing anything regularly.  Jim is actually a lot more coherent and insightful in person (many of the ideas I discuss here are originally his, believe it or not, filtering in through our proofreading process) and a brilliant historian – he just doesn’t take this nonsense half as seriously as I do, hence the… interesting tone of the entry in question.

On the subject of starter Pokémon, do you think Game Freak should stick to the Grass-Fire-Water trio, or should they try out other types? You mentioned in your ‘Starter Pokémon – Final Thoughts’ that the Grass-Fire-Water thing eases new players into Pokémon’s complicated type chart, but it also potentially creates confusion regarding type reciprocity. What do you think? Also, if Game Freak changed the starter types (but still a trio), should it still be fully reciprocal like Grass-Fire-Water is?

Starter Pokémon are actually going to be the subject of one of my ‘If I Were In Charge’ entries in the next couple of weeks (specifically, on the lyric “come with me, the time is right; there’s no better team") – so if you want to know exactly what I would do with starter Pokémon in excruciating detail, well, it’s coming up!

Eradicate the ground type? Can you elaborate on that? I find it interesting. Also, bug types. Good or bad?

I refer you to this rambling nonsense.  My belief is that, if you were so inclined, it would not be at all difficult to reclassify all Ground-type Pokémon currently in existence and most of their attacks as either Normal, Rock, or possibly Fighting.  

As for Bug types… er… what about them?  Many of them are good.  Many of them are not.

You know what bothers me? Cherubi. The Cherry Pokémon. But, aren’t Cheri Berries the Pokémon world equivalent to cherries? Just like they don’t have cats, just Meowths, Skitties, etc. (Of course, Meowth’s the “Scratch Cat” Pokémon, Pikachu is an “Electric Mouse”, but in my head, “fish” is just their general therm for Pokémon with specific characteristics, and so are “cat”, “mouse” etc. Pikachu is an electric mouse, while Ratatta is a normal mouse…)

Would it help if they started calling it “the Cheri Pokémon"?

If you had to retype any Pokemon, which ones would you do and to which types? Personally, I think Nosepass and Probopass should have been Rock/Electric, Marowak to be Ground/Fighting, Serperior to be Grass/Dragon, Gyarados either pure Water or Water/Dragon, Lucario to be Psychic/Fighting, and Dunsparce to be Normal/Ground.

If I had to?  That’s an odd stipulation.  Why am I being so cruelly compelled?

There are very, very few Pokémon whose typing actually upsets me.  I’m okay with Gyarados being a Flying-type, for instance, even though Gyarados can’t fly, since Gyarados’ physical design is based on a kite, and I’m not bothered by Lucario not being a Psychic-type, since the fact that Aura Sphere is a Fighting-type move seems to signify that his aura-related abilities are just qualitatively different from what Psychic Pokémon do.  If I’m going to jump in and start retyping things… well, it really depends on what I can get away with.  I could add Dark to Raticate, Arbok, Persian, Hypno, Gothitelle and Cofagrigus, Psychic to Golduck, Steel to Electrode and Porygon, Flying to Sceptile and Rock to Conkeldurr, swap Normal for Fighting on Farfetch’d and Braviary and Flying for Water on Masquerain, quietly erase Watchog from existence while no one is looking, and finish up by eradicating the Ground type completely and dividing all of its possessions between Normal, Rock and Fighting.

Or I could play it safe and just make Charizard Dragon/Fire.  Y’know, whatevs.

I was going over the Sinnoh myths, and the lines from the 3rd folk story, “There once were humans and Pokémon that ate together at the same table,” really struck me. Usually, these lines are used to say that Pokemon and humans were not that different, but I haven’t ever seen the exploration the suggestion that at one point Pokemon were civilized enough to eat at tables. Is it possible that when the humans split apart, Pokemon entered a more subservient role, rather than just humans advancing?

This question continues: “Perhaps you could suggest that there was some sort of falling out between the two, where humans who began to seek power through advanced tech, while Pokemon would still hold nature sacred? Also, maybe the Dungeon games tell of a time *before* the main series. Humans clearly exist and seem to be able to communicate with Pokemon (T&D) and perhaps the stories of the lake gardians are exaggerated through myth. (Uxie only being able to make people forget about the lake instead of everything.)“

Hmm.

The difficulty is that myths are always awkward to interpret – to begin with, we can’t really know whether they’re based on actual events or are purely allegorical, but to make things worse, how much the story may have changed since its original telling (or when that original telling was) is rarely known.  And that’s in the real world – here we also have to ask whether Game Freak intends us to take these myths as a source of ‘canonical’ information about the Pokémon world.  Often it seems that they do; the various legendary Pokémon of Hoenn and Sinnoh seem to match their mythical depictions to a tee, but then again, can we believe that returning a fish Pokémon’s bones to the river you caught it in will restore it to life?

Now, as to the myth in question… is there actually any reason a human-trained Pokémon *couldn’t* eat at a table?  Well, aside from obvious concerns of architecture and body shape, that is (I suspect that most Pokémon, given the option, would probably not build anything a human would recognise as a table).  The myth could simply reflect a society that had a very different view of Pokémon than the present day one depicted elsewhere, or it could reflect a time when the Pokémon themselves were completely different.  I’m not sure we can know.  The idea of a world like the one you describe certainly seems to be a staple of the Pokémon world’s mythology – perhaps unsurprisingly, since stories of a past age in which animals lived alongside people are common enough in our own world.  Then again, the idea that there was some kind of ‘falling out’ between humans and Pokémon seems to be at least suggested by the backstory of Cobalion and co., so…?

The dungeon games, I think, may actually be ‘mythical’ themselves – that is, the events they depict are known, told and studied in the present day as myths.  The tricky thing about the dungeon games is that, although the Pokémon characters are definitely aware of the existence of humans, no human characters ever actually appear (except for humans transformed into Pokémon), so clearly these stories depict a very different world from one in which humans and Pokémon “ate together at the same table”.  The stories might come from a different corpus of myths to the ones from the Canalave library – or the original tellers of the stories simply didn’t care.  Folktale is notorious for its general disregard for continuity.

I’m afraid I don’t *quite* see the direct relevance of the myth about the lake spirits to what you’re saying.  It could be an exaggeration, or an utter falsehood.  It could also be true!  Uxie never opens its eyes, so we wouldn’t know.  The player never touches Mesprit physically, or harms Azelf.  Pokémon in battles would harm Azelf, true, but the prohibition might only apply to humans.  Cyrus harmed Azelf when he created the Red Chain, of course, but the effect is supposedly delayed by five days… we never actually see him again after the events at the Spear Pillar, do we?

You MUST check out the “The World of Pokemon” kickstarter. And maybe even get in touch with the folks putting it together. Seems like y’all would have quite a lot to talk about.

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1981517474/the-world-of-pokemon

Well, it looks very interesting.  Sort of like what I would be doing if there were seven of me and they knew how to draw, film, manage a business, and design websites.  I’m pretty sure they don’t need my help, but I shall watch this.

Do you think they should increase the number of moves a pokemon can use in future games, or do you think four is enough? I personally think having at least six available move slots would make the game much more strategic and enjoyable, but is that only because there’s some unknown consequence to it that I’m just not seeing, or is it just because of hardware limitations?

I’m going to go with a resounding ‘no’ on this one.  The thing about Pokémon is that most of the strategy happens before the battle actually starts, and is largely about how you allocate your resources – you get six slots for Pokémon, each of which has four slots for moves, one for an item and one for an ability.  You have to decide ahead of time what is most important to be prepared for and what you can do without, and spend your resources accordingly.  If you have done so with greater care and foresight than your opponent, you begin the battle at an advantage.  Relaxing the limitation on the number of moves a Pokémon can learn, I think, actually diminishes the game’s strategic elements.

Hey, I know you’re not too fond of hearing about the new X and Y games, but I discovered something you might be interested in. The region’s name is Kalos which, judging by your knowledge of Greek, you’ll know means “beauty” in Greek. And yes, this is confirmed to be intentional. I just figured you might want to know since you were hoping for some Greek influences in the new games, and this might be an indication that there will be. Hope this makes you happy, if not, I’m deeply sorry.

Oh, I know that much.  And indeed, I think it is a strikingly appropriate name, especially for a region based on France.