One lunatic's love-hate relationship with the Pokémon franchise, and his addled musings on its rights, wrongs, ins and outs. Come one, come all, and indulge my delusions of grandeur as I inflict my opinions on anyone within shouting distance.
Hey, the bombax ceiba is the cotton tree; so what is cottonee, which is not a tree?
There is a tree called a cotton tree, but it’s not actually where cotton comes from, Billy. Cotton comes from a small shrubby thing, and it grows on the plant in little balls to protect the seeds; that’s what Cottonee is.
Lotta good stuff on Wikipedia, y’know.
Hey you pokéstupid why do you think Australia and NZ are stupid countries? Your usa not america isn’t the center of the world, its the center of xenofobics like u
You misunderstand, gentle reader. I’m from New Zealand (I thought my use of the phrase “back home in New Zealand” would render all confusion impossible, but clearly not…). I was calling the United States ridiculous and backward (tongue firmly in cheek, of course… well, mostly).
I just realized Paras is based on H.P. Lovecraft’s Mi-Go. The Mi-go are crab-shaped fungi from pluto! (and what is Mt. Moon, but an allusion to Pluto?) It’s so cool that Ken Sugimori and Satoshi Tajiri were reading lovecraft.
…yes. Clearly.
Do you think they’ll be releasing gsc on the virtual consol?
Not a clue.
do you have a crush on a pokemon character? and if you don’t, who’s the most fitting to have a crush on? (i know this is weird but meh whatevs) p.s. i’ve been shipping you with silver huehue
…you’re right, this is weird.
Anyway, the first answer is no, and the second is that I’m… not really sure what you mean by “most fitting”? Like… I guess someone who is roughly your age, for starters? And, uh… has a good moral character? Hell, I don’t know; it’s not my job to tell people who they can and can’t write erotic fan fiction about.
Will kricketune get banned to ubers?
Kricketune will get banned to Anything Goes (the Mega Rayquaza tier). Its incredible tanking ability with Bide leaves your opponent paralysed with laugher, so that they’re helpless to do anything against Kricketune’s devastating Perish Song. Let’s not even talk about how overpowered its Technician-boosted Aerial Ace is.
very important question: if you had to fistfight one of the middle stages of any of the starter pokemon, which one do you think you could beat and why?
Well, out of the ones that have fists, I would probably pick Braixen ‘cause no way does she have the upper body strength to throw a decent punch.
Go over to Slowflake’s blog and tell him to unban me.
Theoretically a sound notion, with just a few minor flaws:
1) I have no idea who Slowflake is.
2) I can think of no reason he would pay any attention to me whatsoever.
3) This is frankly none of my business.
Do androids dream of electric sheep?
It’s kind of an odd question to ask, really, because who the f&$% dreams about sheep? Well… except, like… sheep farmers. We count sheep before we fall asleep; we don’t dream about the damn things. What kind of lame-ass android is so myopic that it can’t think of anything better to dream about than a sheep? Although… I guess it is an electric sheep, which implies that the android is a Pokémon fan, so at least it’s got that going for it.
But then who was phone?
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