Now, humans and Pokémon clearly have different traits which mark them as separate classes of life (eggs, the ability to be stored in a Poké Ball, etc.). We also know in the Pokémon world that there are multiple real-world plants and animals such as worms, your occasional fish, and all the animals they compare Pokémon to, and Raichu’s Asian elephants. My question is, how did humans manage to survive and evolve? Almost all of their traits are easily surpassed by Pokémon–even the lowly Magikarp

This question continues: “…*cont* leap over a mountain. Why didn’t natural selection kick humanity’s ass during their development, leaving only Pokémon? What circumstances would lead to humans surviving alongside Pokémon?”

Well, now, that is a difficult one, isn’t it?  I’m inclined to suggest that the way to get the answer is to go back to how natural selection and Darwinian evolution actually work.  ”Survival of the fittest” doesn’t mean that the biggest, fastest, strongest, or even smartest species survives.  It means that the species (or individual) survives whose traits are best suited to make efficient use of the available resources and reproduce.  My own country, New Zealand, provides some illustrative examples here.  Before its colonisation by the Maori people in about the 12th century AD or so, there were no land mammals in New Zealand – no dogs, no cats, no mustelids, none of that; in short, there were no land-based predators (although there were once giant eagles – some of the stuff in the Lord of the Rings is actually true).  What do you think happened to the birds?  Well, a great many of them, over the course of millions of years, lost the ability to fly.  Flight is expensive in terms of energy consumption, hugely so.  If you don’t need to fly, then that energy is better put to use having more babies.  Evolution dislikes waste intensely, and this can cause it to do things that often seem counterintuitive to us.  Primates, including humans, are among the most intelligent animals in the world, have excellent colour vision, and like all mammals can maintain a constant body temperature in the face of fairly significant environmental change – and we pay for those things dearly; we’re forced to rely on relatively large amounts of high-energy foods like meat and fruits while slower, stupider animals can just sit and munch on leaves all day.  Consider Pokémon, then, who have a myriad of abilities that must be every bit as costly as flight or great intelligence, from a metabolic perspective.  They must have a very high energy diet to sustain those powers.  I don’t know what’s in those berries, exactly, but I suspect it’s got a lot more of a kick than the standard fructose/sucrose mix you find in fruits like apples.  An entire Pokémon ecosystem has a number of specialised organisms – powerful Grass Pokémon, for instance – who help to cycle energy around and increase the efficiency of the whole thing by accelerating growth and decay, but we’re still looking at a world populated by organisms who consume and use a fundamentally ridiculous amount of cellular energy on a daily basis.  Now, to an organism whose energy requirements are relatively frugal by comparison, this looks like a very attractive environment – sure, predators and competitors are both very dangerous and powerful, but you can live for a week on the equivalent of a bunch of grapes and half a banana, and you can easily outbreed them.  Humans, I think, found a niche for themselves within that context by doing something slightly different, based on taking interspecies cooperation (something we see a lot of in the Pokémon world, even in nature) to a whole new level of organisation and complexity, which they can do because of pretty much the same things that got us ahead in the real world – namely intelligence and complex languages.

We could probably go on at this for a while, but I think that’s enough for today.

What is your opinion on the accusation that the female Pokémon characters’ outfits are sexist because all or most of them show a lot of leg?’

Never really thought about it, to be honest.  I’m not sure where one draws the line between “Japanese fashion” and “objectification,” especially considering that sexism is a problem in Japan, and comes with its own cultural baggage and history that’s quite different to that of sexism in ‘the West,’ broadly defined, and with which I’m not terribly familiar…
I do believe most of their designers are male (or at least I don’t recall ever hearing about the work of a female designer at Game Freak, and the in-game representations of the company offices in Celadon City, Castelia City and so forth are overwhelmingly male-dominated, from memory), which is sort of unfortunate because it means they’re less likely to have considered it in those terms.  But I think I’ll just stop now, before I offend someone by babbling about subjects of which I know next to nothing.

Re: Alpha Sapphire and Omega Ruby

Yes, yes, I’m working on a thing, but I have another thing to do first because of things and my things are all in disarray because of other things, so I have to do the things first before I can write you a thing.

I thought I should say in the meantime, though, that the deal with Alpha Sapphire and Omega Ruby is going to be more or less the same as it was for X and Y last year – that is, I live in the United States, but my 3DS, like me, comes from New Zealand, which means that since the 3DS is region-locked I have to actually buy the game in New Zealand or Australia, which will not happen until I go home for Christmas.  So I’m afraid any coverage I deign to give is not exactly going to be up-to-the-minute, so to speak.

pinkrobotgirl said: why are people so invested in knowing whether you believe aliens built the pyramids or not?

Believe me; I am as confused as you are.

i’ll bite the bullet, do you believe that intelligent alien life has influenced the development of human civilisation? if yes, in what things? if not, well, how do you explain the development? god? our brains are awesome? this is all just a dream? o:

Well, to be honest, I think “our brains are awesome” covers an awful lot, don’t you?  Earlier this week the European Space Agency landed a probe on a comet, for goodness’ sake.  Our species has literally caught a shooting star.  What is it about piling rocks up in a bloody great triangle that’s so miraculous people have to say aliens did it?

Volcanion

Last one!  Let’s do this!  Booyeah!  Volcanion!

Volcanion.

I’ve wanted to see a Water/Fire Pokémon for a long time (and indeed my readers were kind enough to give me one early last year), mostly because I’m interested in the relationship between the two elements.  They’re often considered opposites, and Water is Fire’s greatest and best-known weakness, but the combination of the two produces something that’s incredibly powerful in its own way – steam, which drove many of the machines of the industrial revolution and is still an important component of multiple ways of generating electricity today.  The fact that we even deal with steam on a regular basis is pretty amazing in itself, because there’s actually no other compound besides water that naturally exists on Earth as a solid (ice), a liquid, and a gas, which is one of the many things that make water a bizarre and incredible compound.  Volcanion commands this stuff, the most dynamic and potentially destructive form of the substance all life on Earth depends on – not a bad gig for a legendary Pokémon, if you ask me.

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“Ancient Aliens” is a thing. On a scale from one to ten, how much does it offend you?

Okay, well, we’re gonna have to set some points of reference here first, like on our scale of 1 to 10, 1 would be something like someone farts at an inappropriate moment and 10 is a dude doing the Nazi salute in a KKK robe and waving a ‘god hates fags’ sign as he hurls incendiary bombs at a school for disabled children run by blind elderly nuns… so, I don’t know, I guess like a 4?  Honestly, I don’t really take my discipline seriously enough to be all that bent out of shape by people spouting that kind of drivel about it, nor do I take Ancient Aliens seriously enough to regard it as actually threatening.  Having said that, though, the thinking that goes into conspiracy theories of that stripe is certainly rather distressing.  Somehow, incredibly, it manages to both over-glorify the ancient past and belittle it at the same time.  On the one hand, it’s like the Pyramids are too grand and wonderful for us to possibly accept the idea that maybe they were built by people dealing with the same questions we’re still asking today – how to think about death, how to preserve our memories of great people, how to build bigger and better than ever before – no; anything so superlative must have been accomplished with a great, world-spanning agenda in mind that we can barely grasp in hindsight. But on the other hand, it’s like there’s no way those primitive, barbaric ancient Egyptians could possibly have done anything so amazing on their own; people are just too stupid to make such great leaps in engineering without someone incredibly brilliant to teach them.  Someone with spaceships.  I mean, seriously.

I’ve been trying to think of ways to make ice types more viable, since I’ve always loved ice types but never used them due to their glaring weaknesses, and I’ve been thinking about what resistances/immunities they could be given in future gens to make them better. I’ve been thinking resistances to water, bug, grass, flying, (possibly) fairy and (possibly) normal. Thoughts?

Resistance to Water I can get behind; ice is water, it makes as much sense for Ice-types to resist Water attacks as the reverse.  Resistances to Bug and Grass kind of make sense, but those are already among the weakest attack types in the game, as is Normal, and I think getting Ice’s extra resistances from there would cause as many problems as it would solve, if not more.  Fairy is really strong as it stands, and I have no problem with taking them down a peg or two, but I’m not really sure of the thematic logic behind letting Ice resist Fairy – I’d much rather give Grass, Bug or even Normal a Fairy resistance.  Resistance to Flying is legit; Flying attacks are seeing a lot of use at the moment and it’s consistent with Ice attacks being strong against Flying Pokémon (not 100% sure why that is, exactly, but we can run with it).  Honestly I don’t think more than that is necessary.  Three resistances (Ice, Flying, Water) isn’t a lot, but it’s not far behind what most other types get, and it keeps Ice as an element that’s relatively weak defensively but makes up for it on offence.  I’d be happy with that.