Please build a world of alternative physics to run the Pokemon world on!
No.
…do… do I have to say more…?
…fine.
If I were supposed to completely rebuild Pokémon from the ground up, creating a coherent magic/“physics” system would be high on my list, because frankly I would like it if there were some underlying logic to the way the special powers of different Pokémon interact with each other and the world, and we didn’t have to have conversations like this. But to do a halfway decent job at something like that, well, for one thing we’re talking weeks of work, so unless Game Freak has decided to hire me for the purpose, I can’t be bothered; and for another, it would require trampling all over vast swathes of Pokémon’s existing lore that was created without an overarching behind-the-scenes rulebook.
And… well, frankly, if Pokémon made sense, you wouldn’t need me anymore, would you?
Pokémaniacal 
dangit _i_ was going to ask this
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