The day has finally come! Having reached at last the ripe old age of [data not found], you are ready to leave Pallet Town all on your own and quest for glory! A Pokémon trainer is you! Your Pokémon legend is about to unfold! Y’know, unless you get lost in the woods and starve to death. That can happen. I knew a guy once who that happened to. Poor Larry. Rest in peace, man.
Whatever, whatever. You’ve gotta be at Professor Oak’s lab, kid! You don’t want that other jerk to get a head start on you!
Remember, kid: this journey’s gonna be all about choices. It’s a crazy world and it’s easy to run out of time, so you won’t always have a chance to go back and try everything, and you gotta make your decisions carefully. Sometimes, especially if you get in a fight, you can try something that won’t be guaranteed to work, and you’ll have to use your head to decide what the best choice is. But remember: trying new things and being creative probably won’t get you killed! Larry… Larry was a special case; he was pretty dumb.
Oh, right; I was supposed to read the script. Uh, something something, dreams and adventures, blah blah, let’s get going!
[Each week’s polls will remain open from Friday morning until Monday evening (US Eastern time).]
Pokémaniacal 
As of this posting, nobody has picked Athletics. This completely does not surprise me.
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Who could have guessed that Pokémon fans might not be all that sporty, right?
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Oh my, I am finally a trainer. I sm so going to catch that chandelier that burns human souls. Or maybe that balloon that likes to drag children to hell. Or a murderous sandcastle! Or…
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Oh my! I sure hope this new trainer won’t have to experience any comedic violence or cynical banter! :O
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CHRIS I CANT WAIT TO SEE WHERE YOU GO WITH THIS
first time posting, long time lurker, had to comment just to feel like I left more of a mark.
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I can’t wait to see where YOU go with this!
(well, plural “you” the audience, but I guess also like you specifically?)
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[x]Devious
[x]Mystic
[x]Tactics
Plan Joseph Joestar is a go! Your next line will be: “Wow, Hugh! Great plan!”
Man, I’ve been looking forward to this~~~ 😀
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This reminds me of a conversation I had yesterday about the “Nani Paradox” which goes as follows: if Joseph Joestar says to Kenshiro “Your next line is: Omae wa mou shindeiru”, who says “NANI?!” afterwards?
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Not much of a paradox, really. Joseph’d only say that if he’d seen the Hokuto no Shin-ken coming and devised some clever counter to it, so it would definitely be Kenshiro.
…Unless the clever counter didn’t work. But still, not as much of a paradox as people like to make it seem.
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Oh, by the way, I picked the “I think it’s like a color or something” option hoping that it could get me an OC instead of the jerk the other options were more definitively aiming for.
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Professor Oak:
These are your polite and modest rivals Puce, Eggshell and Tuscan Sunset!
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Sorry, but that’s not the intent of the question.
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Alright, interesting enough first results. Compassion, Science, and Tactics seem to have won which is… fine, I guess. I kind of wanted to have a character who wasn’t just /me,/ but whatever. I’m personally mostly disappointed Devious didn’t make it in; I was hoping for some sweet Devious-Tactics combos – although, the three we ended up getting imply a few interesting combos of their own… Hm… I’m actually liking the current combo more the more I think about it…
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I’ve been glossing it in my head as “Ash, but with a brain.”
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