As punishment for your sins, you are now condemned to be transformed into a stage 1 Com Mon. But you do get to choose which one. What do you choose and why?
Also, isn’t it great that I exist?
okay I know you’re joking, but Garbodor is the only Pokémon not from generation I or VIII that has a Gigantamax form (aside from Melmetal, who is, like… generation VII and a half/honorary generation I), and I really did not need another reason to suspect that someone at Game Freak reads this blog and is actively trolling me
(I SEE YOU, TURNER, AND I STILL THINK VANILLUXE IS DUMB; YOU CAN’T STOP ME FROM DYING ON THIS HILL)
anyway, even if you were sent from hell specifically to torment me I guess I still have to answer your question, huh
I dunno if there’s a universally agreed-upon definition of “com mon”; I assume you meant at least the early-game Normal-type rodents and rodentoids, plus the early-game generic birds. I think you could also safely include Tentacool, Zubat, Magikarp, Poochyena, Wingull, Lillipup, Purrloin and Wooloo. TvTropes’ “Com Mons” page actually lists Audino as an example, but I don’t think I agree with that. And given that list, plus the assumption that I’m as likely as not to die before I ever get a chance to evolve, I think I have to go with Wooloo. I mean, Magikarp is tempting but the odds of that choice paying off are low. As a Wooloo I get to be a cute fan-favourite who lives on a picturesque farm being cared for by humans, and my only job is to have my hair cut from time to time (to my knowledge there’s no evidence that Wooloo are raised for meat in modern Galar).