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Who do you want to spend time with?
You really need to hurry to reach your destination and get on with that… mission… thingy… or whatever. I mean, not that I give a $#!t but it seemed important to you. The going’s going to be much slower now that you’re climbing the mountain and trekking through caves. Still, Mount Moon isn’t completely inhospitable. Yeah, the cave floors are pretty uneven – lots of stalagmites and unexpected potholes – and gravel and dust keep falling on your head in a very unsettling way. Your Pokédexes have GPS, but with so much rock over your heads they might as well be cardboard compasses. On the other hand, you and Blue both have torches (plus the glowing tail flame of Blue’s new Charmander) and Brock’s map shows the layout of the caves on your direct route in fairly high detail. There are even a couple of softly-glowing phosphor lanterns that must have been left by the dig team as waypoints. You more than once trip over an unruly Geodude, but Scallion and Aura both have Grass attacks that can quickly send them packing; with Blue’s Squirtle on your flank, they’re no trouble at all. There are also Zubat just… everywhere. You love all Pokémon, Professor Oak groomed you to be a paragon young trainer and scientist, but if there were ever a Pokémon that could stretch your patience to breaking point, it’d be the one constantly trying to perch on your shoulder and give you a quick anaesthetic bite so it can suck your blood unnoticed while you walk onward through the dark caves. Fortunately, Nancy the Negator isn’t having any of that bull$#!t. On top of everything else, you have this uncanny sensation of being watched by something just outside your torchlight. When you bring it up, the Pokémon just seem to think you’re being paranoid, but Blue bites his lip and mutters something about how it’s not paranoia if “they” really are out to get you.
There’s one thing weighing on your mind more than any of that, though: your new Pokémon. Your new Pokémon? The new Pokémon that is with you. In spite of every instinct you possess screaming that that “salesman” was bad news, and his abrupt disappearance from the Pokémon Centre without any apparent effort to search for his missing Pokémon, and the Magikarp’s… if not enthusiastic consent to join you, at the very least casual indifference about staying, you can’t really shake the feeling that you might have made a serious error of judgement. You’re not going to be happy about this until you’ve had a proper sit-down talk with this Magikarp, are you, kid? Fair enough, I suppose. This isn’t really the place to do it, though. Magikarp – like most fish Pokémon – are perfectly capable of surviving out of water for a few hours; that’s how they’re able to battle. It’s still pretty uncomfortable for them, though, especially if they haven’t been trained to move around on land yet. You’d rather keep the Magikarp in the relative safety and security of her Pokéball until you can find somewhere for her to have a proper swim.
As luck would have it, though, just as you’re thinking this, you see sunlight and soon emerge from the first cave route onto the east slope of Mount Moon. The area around you is much greener and more pleasant than most of what you’ve seen in the foothills – no big trees or anything, but a lovely sort of alpine meadow vibe, with deep green grass, a few bright flowers and a clear mountain stream. As soon as you spot a place where the stream becomes a pool, you call for a rest stop and let all of your Pokémon out, encouraging Blue to do the same.
The Magikarp seems pretty grateful for a proper swim, even in a small rock pool like this one. You get the sense that it might have been a while. However… this isn’t unfamiliar to her either. The Magikarp salesman had talked in suspiciously pyramid-scheme-like terms about the lucrative possibilities of buying a Magikarp in order to breed and sell more Magikarp, but you’re almost certain that this Magikarp wasn’t born and raised in a tank. You try some yes-or-no questions and emotional prods to try and get more information. At the end of the day, though… look, kid, I dunno what to tell you, but Magikarp are pretty dumb. This one doesn’t clearly remember where she came from before being in that tank, doesn’t know where she was supposed to be going, or what (if anything) she was supposed to be doing, apparently has memories of other Magikarp, but no strong feelings about them, and barely understands what a trainer is. On that last point, though, she seems surprisingly adamant that you are it. You suppose she must have been expecting to be sold – well, not exactly; “buying” and “selling” are difficult concepts for any Pokémon, let alone a Magikarp; but expecting to be passed on to someone who would become her trainer. In a moment of epiphany, you realise that part of the Magikarp’s attitude is simply her personality; it’s not only that she’s never had much mental stimulation or any opportunity to understand her own situation, she’s also… well, just naturally chill. That’ll actually serve her pretty well if she eventually becomes a Gyarados, you think. You pause after that thought. Would she… like to evolve and become more powerful? It’ll be rough; you’re not even sure how you train a Pokémon that can’t actually fight, other than just… having her around. But you’re in, if she’s in.
For that, at least, you’re able to get something resembling a clear answer: yes.
Do you want to give Magikarp a nickname?
– Take a name from the comment section
You suppose you’d better give this Magikarp a nickname if you’re going to be carting her around from now on. You look out over the stunning vista of Mount Moon’s foothills, sloping gently back down towards the stately limestone buildings of Pewter City in the distance, as you turn your thoughts inward to come up with a good name. This time, ideas bubble up from inside you, a chorus of chattering voices all throwing in their two cents. After a little while, one of them rises up louder and clearer than the rest…
No, you- you can’t-! Just… no! Absolutely fµ¢£ing not!
Look. Kid. I don’t know exactly what’s going on inside your demented, hormone-addled little teenage brain, but I refuse to believe that I have the highest standards and soundest judgement of all the voices in your head! Get the hell outta here with that $#!t! Come on, one of you has to have something better… “Lootbox69,” Bird Jesus Christ have mercy…
Hmm. You know, it’s a touch offbeat, but there’s something lyrical about it. The Magikarp herself, predictably enough, seems neither here nor there about it.
Your other Pokémon are advancing too, slowly but surely. The incidental training from keeping all those goddamn Zubat off you seems to be helping a lot, but Jane in particular has internalised some kind of lesson from her part in your gym battle and has clearly drawn a lot of pride from her role in recruiting Kite for your team. All four have new moves to work with, but Scallion and Nancy need a little bit of direction in deciding which powers to focus on. There’s only so many different things a Pokémon can master, and a trainer’s job is to consider all the angles – not just power, but utility and synergy. How do you see these moves being useful?
Moves: Tackle, Stun Spore, Gust, Absorb
Moves: Fury Swipes, Leer, Pursuit, Torment
11 thoughts on “A Pokémon Trainer is You! XXXIV: At the Mountains of Moonness”
Do Zubat actually appear a lot in the Kanto games? I’ve played HGSS, XY, SM, and USUM, but in none of those are zubat particularly bothersome. Hell, in Johto the one pokémon I found to be a nuisance that showed up in a bothersome uninterrupted procession was seabound tentacool, and in caves, the geodude line was far more common and annoying than the zubat line- more common, worth less xp… I dunno how zubat got their reputation. It fits their overall design, bloodsucking swarming creatures, but I never found them annoying.
Zubat and Golbat are the most common Pokémon in most of the caves in Kanto by a fair margin (in the first area of RB Mount Moon, especially, they’re about 80% of all wild encounters – this was revised down in the remakes), but I think they’re also kinda tailor-made to be annoying Pokémon. Because they’re very fast, Golbat actually have a chance to catch you when you try to run away from them at higher levels, and they naturally learn Confuse Ray, which makes them good at dragging battles out and doing chip damage.
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That’s so odd to me… I still don’t find fighting them annoying. Sure, they’re awkward to run away from- but either you can do it by being way past their level, or, if you’re on their level range, you might find them to be good sources of EXP, that are frail to compensate for their attempted stall tactics. I’d have taken so much longer to beat Red in Johto if I couldn’t train my togekiss on golbats, and had to count on rocks that blow up in your face half the time you try to train against them.
They definitely got this reputation from the original Red and Blue, where they’re overwhelmingly the most common Pokemon in caves. It’s especially bad in Mt Moon where a player might not be able to consistently run from them yet and the player won’t have anything strong against them yet (unless they were lucky and found a Pikachu). As noted, their ability to confuse draws battles out, and their leech life can chip away and heal them while your Pokemon fails to do anything productive. Tentacool are admittedly a pain but the only notable stretch of water you need to cross is near the end to get to Seafoam and cinnabar.
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Damn, can’t we give Nancy a damaging electric move? We really need her for Misty. Sure, we have Scallion, but Starmie might have some Psychic moves which would screw us over. Starmie is also super fast so it would hit first for sure.
She already knows Spark.
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Oh I looked at the poll and not at the beginning. Sorry. 😀
I feel honored to have helped name this majestic being. I look forward to seeing her grow into a strong, independent, destructive force of nature.
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Shame though, we could’ve had Lootbox69 the epic Gyarados
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That universe exists somewhere, don’t worry.
I want to see a sense of older sister pride in Jane as Kite grows stronger – Jane’s first battle on the team could’ve gone better, but she’s responsible for enlisting a future powerhouse and (I think) she knows it.
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