F*ck, Marry, Kill: James from Team Rocket in the anime, Silver, Grunt B from Team Skull.
Okay so
gotta marry B because let’s be honest I’ve invested way too much quality writing into that relationship for it to end in a one-night stand
James has old money and shows kindness to Pokémon and all, but he’s also really annoying and would probably be the most fun to kill, maybe by lowering into a pit of snakes or something
Silver’s daddy issues might make things a little uncomfortable but he also seems like he’d be into really rough sex which, let’s be real here, is worth experimentation, and I do kinda have a thing for redheaded guys, so…
Pokémaniacal 