Not to chip away at your fragile sanity, but I’d like to direct your attention to the first sentence of your review of Rowlet.
Dosidicus Giygas asks:
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One lunatic's love-hate relationship with the Pokémon franchise, and his addled musings on its rights, wrongs, ins and outs. Come one, come all, and indulge my delusions of grandeur as I inflict my opinions on anyone within shouting distance.
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