I think they’ve already started to play with that kind of concept – things like Black and White 2′s Game Sync, which gave you access to a whole bunch of extra scenes with N and other characters, both major and minor. Likewise the time-travelling Celebi event in Heart Gold and Soul Silver, although that’s not quite the same thing because it allows the player to actually get involved in past events. I do believe there’s room for more of this, though – in particular, I think we really need to get more of Lysandre’s backstory before the sixth generation ends, because until we get a clearer understanding of what it was that drove him to breaking point he just doesn’t convey the kind of moral ambiguity they seem to have wanted with him.
What are my orders supreme overlord.
The moon is dark, my brother. Ptolemy has failed us, and the swallow has taken flight. You must find the hidden bishop and take the last of the salt flowers. Our eyes are closed against the north wind, so do not tempt the serpent until daybreak.
Remember – the white goat stalks the plains in summer.
it’s a completely senseless question in itself, but how’d you get the self-interlocutor idea to make an analysis so pleasant to read? www i’m just reading through some of your stuff right now, but you definitely have a thing for captivating eloquence. great analysis too! ah, i don’t where i’m getting with this though. anyway, great job!
Well, it kinda just ‘happens.’ The ‘Rivals’ series is the product of actual Skype conversations between me and my best friend, Jim the Editor (with the exception of the second one, on Barry, Lucas and Dawn, which happened when we were both home for Christmas and just went for a walk together instead). Obviously they’re not a transcript – I polish them up quite a bit; our actual conversations include far more pointless tangents and indecipherable inside jokes – but I type up notes as we’re talking, and those form the skeleton of what I write, so the finished entries follow the path of the original conversation, and there are usually several lines of our exact words, if I can remember them. It was Jim’s idea, actually. Sort of an experiment in a different writing style. I’m glad you think it’s working!
Rivals, part 5: N

So. N next? Shall we do N?
Well, you’ve done Champions, and you’re doing rivals, and he’s neither but he sort of acts like both, so it seems like as good an excuse as any.
My thoughts exactly.
Do you know what his full name is?
I do; do you?
Just learned it. “Natural Harmonia Gropius.” N is short for Natural.
Bizarre, isn’t it?
So does that mean that Ghetsis is Ghetsis Gropius?
I don’t think so; from memory I think his full name is Ghetsis Harmonia. There’s a bit at the end of Black and White where he tells N something like “you’re not worthy to share the name ‘Harmonia’ with me.”
So what does Gropius mean? That he’s a horrendous womaniser?
Not a clue. Maybe if we Google it…
Don’t image search it.
Why?
I don’t want to know what comes up when you image search anything with the word ‘grope’ in it.
No, it’s totally fine; apparently there was a famous German architect named Walter Gropius who lived in the early-to-mid 20th century. It’s all just photos of him.
Oh, okay. Yeah, actually, I think I’ve heard of him. Bulbapedia seems to think that’s what the reference is, too. Doesn’t give any suggestions for why, though.
It’s weird, and I have no idea why Gropius specifically, but I guess an ‘architectural’ name… sort of fits with his characterisation, with his mathematical theme. You know, how he’s obsessed with equations and is supposed to be some sort of mathematical genius or savant or something.
He is? Really?
Yeah. He talks about his quest in terms of “solving an equation to change the world;” he sees everything in terms of numbers and formulae. And I think Game Freak have actually said, explicitly – like, in interviews and such – that his first name being ‘N’ or ‘Natural’ is supposed to be a reference to ‘natural numbers.’
Mmm. Now that you mention it, yeah; looking at these quotes I can see that. Like here, when he rides the Ferris wheel with you in Nimbasa City – “I love Ferris wheels. The circular motion… the mechanics… they’re like collections of elegant formulas.”
Yeah, that’s a really good example, actually. He likes to break things down and see them objectively, through numbers and physics – which is an interesting trait, for a character who’s portrayed as being very emotional and idealistic.
And apparently he doesn’t know that the plural of formula is formulae.
Ah, I think I forgive him for that one; it’s a common enough word in English that I think we’re justified in giving it an English plural.
I don’t.
Well, there’s a shock.
It should actually be genitive plural. “Collections of elegant formulas.” Partitive.
So… you want him to say “formularum”? In… English?
Yes.
…of course you do.
Moving on from all that, though. What do you think of N?

I’m very fond of him. I think N is what makes the story of the fifth generation ‘work,’ the fact that we have this sort of ‘anti-villain’ character who is, in a lot of ways, objectively a good person but happens to be on the ‘wrong’ side. He’s the reason I still think Black and White have the best story that Pokémon’s given us so far.
It’s really interesting to watch the developments in his mindset as he travels during the game and realises that what he’s grown up believing just isn’t what the world is really like. It’s a shame about the truth/ideals thing, though, how the words are used interchangeably and just mean ‘really, really wanting stuff,’ because it would have been really cool to have him develop differently and interact with you differently depending on which of the dragons you were each working with.
Well, that would have been quite a bit more work, in fairness; you almost have to write two different storylines. It might have been quite difficult to write the version where he’s partnered with Reshiram and you’re partnered with Zekrom, where he’s standing for ‘truth’ against your ‘ideals,’ just because the default story is almost the opposite of that.
Mmm, not necessarily. I don’t think it would be that difficult; you’d just focus more on his growing realisation that his ‘truth’ is built on Ghetsis’ lies, and coming to accept that he needs to find a new way of seeing the world. N and Reshiram are both searching for truth, and the irony of it is that the truth is deliberately being hidden from them by their own allies. The games as they are don’t do much with that.
Fair enough. In some ways I think not giving more differentiation to ‘truth’ and ‘ideals’ is a big missed opportunity for N’s characterisation, actually, because if they really are distinct virtues instead of being basically the same, the way the games make them, N has traits that work well with both. ‘Ideals’ is obvious because N’s idealism, his determination to create a radically different new world and change all of civilisation at its core, is what drives the plot of the whole game, but I think he also works really well as an exemplar of ‘truth,’ because of his obsession with mathematics and physics, with seeing the world in an objective way and ‘solving’ societal problems like mathematical equations.
How do you feel about N’s ending? Because I think both sets of games, Black and White and the sequels, leave him hanging just a little – not in any huge or glaring way, but enough to be nagging. Like, he demolishes the Pokémon League, sets up this enormous castle around it, and then he flies off into the sunset without ever doing any of what he set out to do. He’s lost his belief structure, realised that it’s all built on lies, and… now what? It makes sense for him to fly off in search of some new truth, but what about his ideals? Where are they now?
I don’t know; I think where he is at the end makes sense. Even though he’s changed a lot, he hasn’t given up on the ideals he held, not really; at the end of Black and White 2 he still wants to change the world and change society – he talks about “freeing Pokémon and humans from the oppression of Pokéballs,” he just doesn’t want to separate them like Ghetsis wanted him to.
So he wants to make a world where people and Pokémon are friends without Pokéballs?
Like things were before Pokéballs were invented.
Eh…
No?
Well, maybe, but N is a biased source on that – it seems like this is still kind of an extension of everything he was brainwashed into believing. You need your crazy brainwashed…
Messiah.

Yes. Green-haired messiah. You need him to think all that, to believe that the world only is the way it is because of some horrible mistake. Everything N knows and thinks is based on a mythology created by Team Plasma. His beliefs about people and Pokémon and Pokéballs are the result of a warped image of human history and society that was fed to him by Ghetsis. I mean, I’m not saying there’s not some truth to it, and of course you can make friends with Pokémon without Pokéballs, but he’s still idolising a period of history that he wasn’t alive to see, one that we don’t know a whole lot about either, and making it his model for the future. It seems to me like what he says about that is just him clinging to the one shred of his mythology that still makes sense in the aftermath of everything that’s happened. After all that time, he still can’t shake that indoctrination.
Hmm. I’ll have to think about that. I think we’re ‘supposed’ to take him quite seriously when he talks about this stuff, because the whole point of Black and White is that there are some very real merits to the philosophy that the ‘bad guys’ are pushing, and N embodies those merits. Still, you’re right that N’s been wrong before, and holds some seriously warped views for a long time before you and your Pokémon can convince him otherwise. In any case, we’re almost certainly never going to see the world that N had in mind; it would just change the series too much, force Game Freak to throw away a lot of their formulaic stuff. So unless he does wind up all but abandoning his beliefs in favour of the status quo, he probably never gets a really satisfying resolution.
Unless he goes to Ranger land.
Yes, I suppose that’s true. Places like Fiore prove that it’s possible for humans and Pokémon to live together in the way that N envisions.
I really like Black and White, and N is a critical part of that, but I feel like riding off into the sunset at the end sold him short. Obviously they needed him to come back for the sequel, and they needed to leave him some loose ends to pick up for that, but I wonder whether that balance was achieved. Bianca’s story is very nicely resolved, Hugh’s is very nicely resolved, Cheren’s not so much, he just kind of peters out – I have fewer problems with N than I did with Cheren, but I do have some.
Hmm. Fair enough, I suppose. His ability to talk to Pokémon – what do you make of that?
Maybe he’s half Pokémon? Test tube baby? Genetic engineering?
Well, I… have to admit I wouldn’t really put it past Ghetsis… he was responsible for Genesect, after all. Or maybe N was conceived by the midi-chlorians. Do we think Ghetsis is his biological father? They both have green hair.
Well, yeah, but they’re Japanese; that means nothing.
Point taken.
Oh, this is interesting; I didn’t know this.
What?
Apparently N’s text speed is faster than all the other characters’, to show that he speaks quickly. That’s kind of cool.
Yeah; I didn’t notice that when I played the first time because if you have the text set to ‘fast’ anyway N’s speech isn’t significantly faster, but if you know to look for it and go back, you can tell. Anything else in there you want to talk about?
Hmm. Apparently Junichi Masuda has said he’s “rumoured to have been born from Pokémon.”
Hmm. Is that from an interview, or…? Ah, here we go. Hmm. There’s a whole list of little bits of trivia about N from the developers on Masuda’s blog.
Well, that makes our job easier.
Eh… I don’t know about that; it’s sort of disconnected. I think this is basically notes from the development of the games, when they were bouncing ideas off each other about how to portray N. And I think they may have put it into English through Google Translate, or something similar. Still interesting, though, even if most of it is stuff you pick up from the games anyway… Huh. Apparently N “thinks himself perfection.” I guess that explains the messiah complex.
Sometimes I think I’m perfection.
Yeah, I know that.
Damn right you know I’m perfection.
:-p
Members of Team Plasma do call N “child of the Pokémon” sometimes, come to think of it. And the writers definitely seem to have intended him to be somehow more than human, to have had supernatural powers of some kind – well, maybe ‘supernatural’ is the wrong word, but some sort of psychic abilities, certainly. Some of the stuff in Masuda’s notes seems to say that he can see the future, and his ability to talk to Pokémon probably works based on a heightened sense of empathy.
Mmm. Some kind of psychic power is probably about right. What does he do in the anime?
Not sure. I think the anime mostly follows the games fairly closely by that point, so I would imagine his role isn’t hugely different, but I haven’t seen any of the relevant episodes.
Let’s look it up… Hmm. Seems like he’s… sort of a combination of how he is in Black and White and how he is in the sequels. He has the Light Stone and Ghetsis imprisons him and steals it; then Ghetsis controls Reshiram instead of N. And N helps to arrest Ghetsis and Colress and the members of Team Plasma.
So… wait, he’s not part of Team Plasma?
Apparently not. He used to be, but he’s already left them by the time he meets Ash, along with… Hmm. Who are Anthea and Concordia?

They’re the two women with the gold and pink hair who hang out in N’s castle, and later join Rood’s Team Plasma separatists; they’re like… N’s childhood nurses, or something. They’re mostly in the game to provide exposition, I think; they tell you a lot of the stuff we know about N’s past, since he doesn’t really talk about that much himself.
Oh, right. Them. Where are some quotes…? Ah, here. “N was an orphan. I heard that right after he was born, he upset people with behaviour that suggested he could talk to Pokémon. When he was living in the woods with Darmanitan and Zorua, Ghetsis took him in. We are also orphans Ghetsis took in. Our task was to take care of N.” Yeah, they’re just exposition-whores.
Okay, so he’s definitely not Ghetsis’ biological son, then.
Well, probably not. Who knows what kind of f#$%ed up way he might have come up with to raise his fake messiah? Maybe dumping babies in the middle of the woods to grow up with Pokémon was all part of the bizarre, twisted plan?
Mmm. Perhaps. Anyway… these two are weird – it doesn’t come up in the English, but in the Japanese version, and a lot of other languages too like French and Spanish, it seems like the game is very insistent about referring to them as ‘goddesses’ or ‘muses.’ The game really seems to want them to be important, and they’re in the intro cinematic to Black and White as well, which makes it seem like they’re going to be important…
But then they never do anything, and by the time you actually meet them you’ve forgotten that you ever saw them in the intro in the first place.
Yeah. I kinda feel like maybe Anthea and Concordia, in an earlier draft of the story, might have had a more important role that subsequently got written out, because the game doesn’t normally bother with unique models or names for incidental characters unless they’re going to matter.
Meh. They don’t do anything in the games we have; not much point speculating about what they might have done. Are we done?
I think just about.
I have one more question – why does N help you? In Black and White, why does he encourage you to grow and get stronger?
Well, he needs you. N’s basic understanding of the whole plan in Black and White revolves around the notion of re-enacting critical events from Unova’s mythology. He thinks that taking on the role of one of the legendary heroes will give him some kind of authority, make people listen to him – but there are two heroes in the legend, which dictates that he needs a rival to test himself against and represent the opposite worldview, otherwise he’s just some yahoo with a legendary Pokémon and there’s no point. Ghetsis thinks it’s a waste of time, but doesn’t have any choice but to indulge him. I suppose that lends some perspective to what you were saying earlier about N idolising the past.
Yeah… everything he does is about recreating the mythological past, like steps in a ritual to purify the world. Team Plasma and Ghetsis gave him a way to ‘fix’ everything, and he clings to it beyond all reason because of his obsession with mathematical patterns and natural cycles. Historical and social changes don’t work like that; magic doesn’t fix everything. Or even necessarily anything.
Unless maybe it does? This is the Pokémon universe we’re talking about here, remember.
Agree to disagree?
Always.
Are you open to the idea of not fully evolved pokemon getting megas? I think it would be cool to have megas for vigoroth, scyther, magmar, electabuzz, rhydon, and dusclops. Maybe they could make mega pikachu, but the light ball already gives it mega stats, so the boost for weaker pokemon like that would have to be proDIGIous (see what i did there?), like +200 base stat points.
I’m actually kind of surprised we haven’t already seen a Mega Pikachu. I’m not in the habit of making predictions, but there’s a tentative one for you; Pikachu will eventually Mega Evolve. Having said that, this is sort of a tricky question – not for gameplay reasons because, like, sure, whatever (most unevolved Pokémon would need much larger stat increases than normal in order to be worth using over another Mega Pokémon, but there’s no reason we can’t give that to them); more so for whether and how it fits into the world. At the Tower of Mastery in Shalour City, the Guru calls Mega Evolution “a transformation of Pokémon that were thought to be unable to evolve any further,” and while it’s pretty clear that the characters in X and Y do not by any means know all the rules of Mega Evolution, not even him, I think it’s telling that the writers would choose to emphasise the fact that only fully-evolved Pokémon do it – he actually mentions this before bringing up the fact that it’s temporary, which seems like it should be a more important point. I think there may be an idea in play that, because Mega Evolution “transcends” normal evolution, because it’s above and beyond normal evolution, it would not make sense for Pokémon to be able to do it before completing their normal evolution. Unless the evolved Pokémon can also Mega Evolve (in which case why are you even using the younger one?) then evolution for that species would become a loss, a sacrifice; it would mean being cut off from this “transcendant” state. I don’t think Game Freak would like that notion.
VikingBoyBilly asks:
There’s a fair bit of ninja pokemon: Greninja, Ninjask, Accelgor, Toxicroak, etc. Just for fun I’m going to add a Ninja Type. The pokemon that gamefreak chooses to exude ninja-ness are mostly composed of Poison, Bug, Dark, and Fighting types, so if we put those traits together, it’s weaknesses include fire, flying, ground, fairy… oh no! Those are the worst common type weaknesses, and we should throw in a weakness to pirate type attacks, but at least it resists fighting and ghost.
While you’re at it, I have a few additional new Pokémon types to suggest:
– Light (blinds you with bright lights; Grass-types are immune)
– Sound (deafens you with loud noises; Grass-types are immune again, because f&%$ you, that’s why)
– Taste (incapacitates foes with overpowering spices; strong against Psychic)
– Steam (because we have Water and Ice)
– Science (Fairy and Science are weak against each other)
– Antimatter (using one against a Pokémon of a different type annihilates both of them)
– Human (is actually an enslaved Pokéfan in cosplay)
– Potassium (like Steel but weak against Water and strong against bananas)
– Furniture (is good to sit on)
– Scottish (strong against Rock, Steel, Dark and alcohol, weak against the English)
– Spiders (not like Ariados or whatever; actually made of millions of tiny spiders)
– Hard Cheese (should require no explanation)
– Soft Cheese (similar to Hard Cheese but obviously is softer)
If you were to give meganium a mega-evolution, what would you make it’s stats, ability, and typing be? I’ve always thought atanky + support mega meganium with filter as it’s ability would be nice.
Eh… well, the thing about Meganium is that her main problem is a bad movepool, and Mega Evolution doesn’t actually do anything to fix that. Adding a new type to her would be nice, but it’s also kind of difficult because she doesn’t really learn any attacks outside of Grass and Ground (due to the rule that Grass-types Don’t Get Nice Things), and I don’t know if Ground makes sense for her. Mostly Meganium trades on her support attacks – Aromatherapy, Leech Seed, Dragon Tail, that sort of thing – so buffing her defences is kind of a no-brainer, and a nice defensive ability like Filter can’t hurt. Something like Grass Pelt might be more flavour-appropriate, but it’s not like Filter really has a consistent link to any particular kind of power anyway (I mean, Mr. Mime and Mega Aggron? What’s the common theme there?).
I drew Fisher
THIS DOES NOT MEAN I AM LEARNING TO DRAW
IT JUST MEANS I FELT…
…what’s the word for… like ‘inspired’ but when you’re going to do something horrible like invent a new way of murdering kittens? Well, yeah, I felt that. Besides, Psyduck is relatively easy to draw.

Fisher the Psyduck is a character in my ongoing Nuzlocke story of X version. He has a Brave nature and the Cloud Nine ability, and as of the most recent episode he is level 12 and knows Scratch, Tail Whip, Water Gun and Disable. Fisher is a self-proclaimed “Blessed Apostle” of the Church of the Helix, and has come to Kalos from far away to spread the glorious teachings of his anarchic faith. So far, he is responsible for exactly zero conversions, but his zeal remains undimmed.
X Nuzlocke, episode 3: Cat’s Paw
Route 4
???: [calling] Oh, help me! Please, won’t someone help me?
Spruce: Do you hear that?
Ruby: No.
Spruce: It sounds like someone’s in trouble!
Ruby: Oh, the tragedy of this cruel world. If only someone could help them. Alas.
Spruce: Ruby, we can help them. We’re powerful adventurers; this is what we do!
Fisher: Surely this is divine providence, my friends! The Helix leads us ever onward to new challenges, and we must not shirk them!
Melissa: Yeah! The hive sent me out here to fight and get strong, and that’s exactly what I’m going to do!
Spruce: Well, that’s settled, then.
Ruby: [sigh] I repeat: alas.
I always found it odd that Butterfree can hold on to harden and string shot, and there’s also stuff like Gorebyss with shell smash and iron defense. The pokemon should logically forget those moves, but then players would be angry when their masquerain loses sticky web. Not sure what I’m asking; just… ramble about it. Also: HOW DOES SHROOMISH INHERIT FOCUS PUNCH????????????????? (note: it couldn’t back when the TM existed)
Well, in fairness, is “stiffen[ing] all the muscles in its body to raise its Defense stat” really any more ridiculous than all of the other stuff Butterfree can do? Whirlwind, Solarbeam, Dream Eater? Electroweb, for goodness’ sake? I mean, the fact that Butterfree can learn Electroweb surely implies that she can still produce silk of some kind, even though we don’t normally expect adult lepidopterans to do that. Gorebyss seems weird, but she actually has a higher physical defence score than Clamperl, so there isn’t really any reason Iron Defence should be inappropriate (especially since, on really any non-Steel-type, we should probably assume that it’s magic). And Gorebyss does in fact have shells; they’re just this… kinda weird… impractical bra thing. Actually harder to explain Huntail, but again, very high physical defence stat there. Maybe they both have calcareous scales or something. As for Shroomish and Focus Punch… well, this is why I normally refuse to deal with specific moves on specific Pokémon.
