One lunatic's love-hate relationship with the Pokémon franchise, and his addled musings on its rights, wrongs, ins and outs. Come one, come all, and indulge my delusions of grandeur as I inflict my opinions on anyone within shouting distance.
I have learned something amazing and vitally important as I blunder my way through a German playthrough of Pokémon: X Version, defiantly refusing to acknowledge that my German is terrible.
There is a German expression, “Himmel, Arsch und Zwirn,” which literally means “heaven, arse and thread,” and is an old-fashioned and comparatively gentle expression of frustration or dismay – something like the German equivalent of “oh, gosh darn it,” which I really quite like. What is truly beautiful is that in the Pokémon world, they apparently say “Himmel, Arceus und Zwirn” – the phrase is used by Sky Trainers when you refuse their invitation to a Sky Battle (a Himmelskampf). Partly, I love this because it means that the official German translators are apparently willing to do something that, in English, I’m pretty sure only occurs in fan fiction: take the name of Arceus in vain, as it were, the way we say “god damn it.” Mostly, I love this because Arceus’ name is replacing the word “Arsch” in the phrase. I petition for us all to spell and pronounce his name “Arscheus” from now on, as it seems like a good compromise between the forty-six different ways of pronouncing it that are out there currently.
Spruce: …but we should still make sure we didn’t get turned around in those caves! I hate not being able to see the sky! Ruby: Argh. Fine. If it will shut you up, I’ll ask for directions. You there! Meditite, Inkay! This is the Muraille Cliff Road, is it not? We are heading in the direction of the Glittering Caves? Inkay: Yes on both counts, traveller, but if the caves are your destination I must advise you to rethink your plans. Meditite: Aye, there’s a right lot o’ Barney brewin’ down there. ‘tid be Mae if you’d just turn round and ‘ead for Pope, mate. Ruby: I have no idea what you just said and I think I’ve somehow become stupider by hearing it. Meditite: Wot, don’t understand me chitty? It’s well Glenn if you keep yer Donalds open. Inkay: [sigh] He says the Glittering Caves are dangerous and you’d be better off returning home. Spruce: …are you sure? Inkay: Members of Sid’s… erm… ‘order’… speak a sort of patois based on rhyme. They claim the constant wordplay keeps their minds sharp. We’ve known each other a few months now and I’ve… gotten used to it. Meditite: An’ yer a right fruit for it, Rommy, even if you do waste all yer grease ‘n’ grime on starin’ at the lah-dis ‘stead o’ thinkin’ ‘bout wot’s Isle and Pete. Spruce: Order? Just who are you, anyway? Inkay: Oh. Yes, of course; where are my manners? My name is Andromeda, and my… friend, here, is Sid Arthur. Sid Arthur: Wotcher, mates. Ruby: And I am Ruby the Braixen, fiery jewel among Pokémon, sorceress supreme. Perhaps you’ve heard of me. Sid Arthur: Aw, we don’t really ‘ear of much at all up my way, not for donkey’s. Andromeda: Both of us are too immersed in our respective studies to keep up with current events. I am an astronomer, and Sid is part of a monastic order of sorts, making their home in these mountains. Sid Arthur: Aye, we be seekin’ to rid ourselves o’ corruptin’ worldly things like bees an’ ‘oney, an’ give up our Jekyll ‘n’ ‘yde to reach an ‘igher two-an’-eight. Ruby: Yes, yes, and I’m sure you do that very well, whatever it is, but what’s this about the caves? If you mean to stand in my way, I promise you won’t be standing for long. Sid Arthur: ‘ere now, there ain’t no need to be so Jodie; it’s just a bit o’ friendly advice is all. You lot’ll be son-an’-daughtered if’n you take to read-an’-writin’ wit’ those ‘eapies wot’re takin’ over down there. Andromeda: What Sid means is… human scientists have worked in the caves for some time without troubling the inhabitants. I have ‘spoken’ with them a few times in the course of my studies, as far as one can speak with humans, and they have always been cordial, but recently they’ve started moving in heavy machines that have been threatening the caves’ integrity and frightening the local Pokémon. Spruce: Ruby, are you thinking what I’m thinking? Ruby: I try not to. Spruce: We’ve got ourselves a new quest! Ruby: [sigh] Well, if nothing else, I can’t allow the humans to get their sweaty pink hands on my Mega Stone first… since we’re going there anyway, we may as well incinerate those responsible for this nonsense. Sid Arthur: Oh, we don’t want no-one Simon! The locals need ‘elp, and that’s eyes o’ blue all right, but a mince for a mince leaves the ‘ole world bacon; that’s wot I say. Ruby: …yes. Quite. Come, minions. There’s work to be done. Andromeda: Good luck! And be careful! Sid Arthur: Aye, Friar Tuck to ye! Spruce: Um… lamb shanks! Sid Arthur: …you wot, mate?
Regular operations (or at least, as regular as things ever are around here) will resume shortly. In the mean time, this is just some stuff that I wrote for the Nuzlocke story that, upon reflection, doesn’t actually fit anywhere into the next proper episode – Luna the psychopathic Skitty and Fisher the Psyduck priest talking about Fisher’s devout Helicism. There may or may not be more of these in future – it really depends entirely on whether I feel ‘inspired.’
Fisher: Lady Luna, I must say your commitment to the path of Holy Anarchy has been an inspiration to me these past days. Luna: If you mean my facility for murder, I can only assure you it is intended purely to serve my own amusement. Any religious epiphanies it might cause you to experience are quite incidental. Fisher: Oh, but how could it be otherwise, my lady? Anarchy serves no cause but its own – just as you do. It is not through conscious effort but by following our whims, as they occur to us, that we draw closer to the will of the Blessed Helix. Luna: So your faith, in fact, encourages wanton slaughter? Fisher: Er… not exactly. Not all of us experience murderous impulses quite so… prolific as yours. But such things are a part of the Helix’s divine will, it is true. After all, was not the Archangel born into this world in a torrent of sacrificial blood? Luna: I can only assume that the answer to your question is ‘yes.’ Well, I suppose if nothing else your theology is… refreshing. Although I can’t say I think much of your chances in your quest for new converts. Kalosians are a dull bunch, for the most part. Fisher: My lady, I hope this is not an impertinent question, but… in my faith, priests such as myself spend years, sometimes decades, meditating in the hopes that we will hear what we call… the Voices. The manifestations of a divine will that exists beyond even the Helix. Even the greatest masters consider themselves blessed to be able to listen to them for a minute or two at a time… I myself have only ever heard one word, the word that sent me here, to Kalos. “Start.” Luna: Get to the point, Fisher; it would be so dreary to have to explain to the Pidgeotto why I had sewn your beak shut with a length of your aorta. Fisher: Er… of course, my lady. You see, Scripture tells us too of heroes, like the legendary Red, to whom the Voices spoke clearly every minute of every day – paragons of Holy Anarchy. I wonder… my lady, have you ever heard such things? Have you ever felt a compulsion to… turn this world Up-Start-Down? Luna: The only ‘voices’ I have any interest in are my own greed, cruelty and darkly whimsical sense of humour. Begone, duck. I am in no mood for your evangelism today.
Ruby: I’m telling you, I was fine. There was just… a little more magical energy in the Charizardite than I anticipated. I would have brought the explosions under control sooner or later. Spruce: And when you say “under control”… Ruby: I mean they would have been happening in a direction of my choosing. Broadly speaking. Fisher: I really must advise more caution, my lady. A stone of fiery power, leading a young fox Pokémon down the path of temptation… that is a pattern the followers of the Blessed Helix know all too well. I fear the hand of the Dome is at work in this matter. Melissa: But we all need to get stronger and learn new ways to use our powers for the greater good! The risks don’t matter! Ruby: Please don’t tell me my only sensible minion is the over-excitable insect in fanatical service to an all-devouring hive mind. Luna: Not at all. I think you were doing a splendid job just as you were. The smell of the humans’ flesh as it was atomised in your cerulean holocaust was nothing short of exhilarating. Ruby: …somehow your approval is not as reassuring as I had hoped it would be, cat. Spruce: Um… not that I don’t love hearing about Luna’s favourite smells or anything, but there’s a human just… standing in the road up there… Boy: You there… stop… Ruby: Who commands us so, insolent child? Do you know to whom you speak? Boy: No life… no voice… not without… the master… Ruby: Hmm. Vacant expression. Limited vocabulary and poor sentence structure. Glassy eyes. Slow, laboured speech. It’s remarkable; he’s almost exactly like ours. Boy: Lie down… lie down and die… Ruby: You know, in some respects this might even be an improvement. Melissa: His thoughts smell… weird. I can’t quite put my needle on it… It’s sort of like the parasites I stole from that wicked Vivillon we fought, how they don’t have any minds of their own. Ruby: Mmm. Probably because he’s being psychically dominated by the Kadabra that Lavoisier asked us to despatch. Spruce: What? He’s here!? Ruby: Almost certainly. [Shouting] Come out of hiding, coward! You are challenged to a duel of sorcery! Kadabra: [Teleports into view] Ha-HA! Sorcery-games, I’ve gotten so bored of, little-foxy! Don’t we rather fancy instead a trifling little game of riddles? Riddle me this, foxy: what walks on three legs in the evening, has a bed but never sleeps, makes some men blind but helps others to see, and is like a raven and a writing-desk? Ruby: …you- I don’t- what? Kadabra: You! CONFUSION! Ruby: That doesn’t even make s-aaaaaaaauuuughh! Ooof! Fisher: Treachery! Villain, I shall smite you as the Voices will it! FOR THE HELIX! Kadabra: Your ancient fossil god has no power over me, little-shouty-duck-thing – for watch, and be amazed, as I bend the very nature of reality itself, and… THIS SPOON! Fisher: …I beg your pardon? The spoon bends, but- is it a metaphor for something? Do you imply that I too, a faithful servant of the one true god, am like putty in your telekinetic ‘hands’? Kadabra: CONFUSION! Fisher: Aaaaaarrrrghh- oof! Oh, alas, I am undone! Bird Jesus, I implore you, send your divine wind to uplift the wings of your blessed child! Ruby: …he means you, Spruce. Spruce: I know, I know! Face me, villain! Kadabra: You have no hope! BEHOLD, THE SPOON! Spruce: Um… there… there is no spoon; you’re not actually holding anything. Kadabra: CONFUSION! Spruce: I don’t- you’re not even using an attack; you’re just yelling “Confusion!” Ruby: It’s your Keen Eyes, you idiot; you can see through the illusions he’s creating with his Kinesis technique! Hurry up and get him before he uses a real Psychic attack! Spruce: Wow; neat! Uh… hey, you! It’s time you paid for your, uh- Ruby: Oh, for- work on your combat banter later! Just hit him! Spruce: Oh! Right! QUICK ATTACK! Kadabra: [thud] Spruce: …did… did I… is he dead? Luna: Hmm… let me see… [CRACK] He is now. Spruce: … Luna: What?
Well, you’ve done Champions, and you’re doing rivals, and he’s neither but he sort of acts like both, so it seems like as good an excuse as any.
My thoughts exactly.
Do you know what his full name is?
I do; do you?
Just learned it. “Natural Harmonia Gropius.” N is short for Natural.
Bizarre, isn’t it?
So does that mean that Ghetsis is Ghetsis Gropius?
I don’t think so; from memory I think his full name is Ghetsis Harmonia. There’s a bit at the end of Black and White where he tells N something like “you’re not worthy to share the name ‘Harmonia’ with me.”
So what does Gropius mean? That he’s a horrendous womaniser?
Not a clue. Maybe if we Google it…
Don’t image search it.
Why?
I don’t want to know what comes up when you image search anything with the word ‘grope’ in it.
No, it’s totally fine; apparently there was a famous German architect named Walter Gropius who lived in the early-to-mid 20th century. It’s all just photos of him.
Oh, okay. Yeah, actually, I think I’ve heard of him. Bulbapedia seems to think that’s what the reference is, too. Doesn’t give any suggestions for why, though.
It’s weird, and I have no idea why Gropius specifically, but I guess an ‘architectural’ name… sort of fits with his characterisation, with his mathematical theme. You know, how he’s obsessed with equations and is supposed to be some sort of mathematical genius or savant or something.
He is? Really?
Yeah. He talks about his quest in terms of “solving an equation to change the world;” he sees everything in terms of numbers and formulae. And I think Game Freak have actually said, explicitly – like, in interviews and such – that his first name being ‘N’ or ‘Natural’ is supposed to be a reference to ‘natural numbers.’
Mmm. Now that you mention it, yeah; looking at these quotes I can see that. Like here, when he rides the Ferris wheel with you in Nimbasa City – “I love Ferris wheels. The circular motion… the mechanics… they’re like collections of elegant formulas.”
Yeah, that’s a really good example, actually. He likes to break things down and see them objectively, through numbers and physics – which is an interesting trait, for a character who’s portrayed as being very emotional and idealistic.
And apparently he doesn’t know that the plural of formula is formulae.
Ah, I think I forgive him for that one; it’s a common enough word in English that I think we’re justified in giving it an English plural.
I don’t.
Well, there’s a shock.
It should actually be genitive plural. “Collections of elegant formulas.” Partitive.
So… you want him to say “formularum”? In… English?
Yes.
…of course you do.
Moving on from all that, though. What do you think of N?
I’m very fond of him. I think N is what makes the story of the fifth generation ‘work,’ the fact that we have this sort of ‘anti-villain’ character who is, in a lot of ways, objectively a good person but happens to be on the ‘wrong’ side. He’s the reason I still think Black and White have the best story that Pokémon’s given us so far.
It’s really interesting to watch the developments in his mindset as he travels during the game and realises that what he’s grown up believing just isn’t what the world is really like. It’s a shame about the truth/ideals thing, though, how the words are used interchangeably and just mean ‘really, really wanting stuff,’ because it would have been really cool to have him develop differently and interact with you differently depending on which of the dragons you were each working with.
Well, that would have been quite a bit more work, in fairness; you almost have to write two different storylines. It might have been quite difficult to write the version where he’s partnered with Reshiram and you’re partnered with Zekrom, where he’s standing for ‘truth’ against your ‘ideals,’ just because the default story is almost the opposite of that.
Mmm, not necessarily. I don’t think it would be that difficult; you’d just focus more on his growing realisation that his ‘truth’ is built on Ghetsis’ lies, and coming to accept that he needs to find a new way of seeing the world. N and Reshiram are both searching for truth, and the irony of it is that the truth is deliberately being hidden from them by their own allies. The games as they are don’t do much with that.
Fair enough. In some ways I think not giving more differentiation to ‘truth’ and ‘ideals’ is a big missed opportunity for N’s characterisation, actually, because if they really are distinct virtues instead of being basically the same, the way the games make them, N has traits that work well with both. ‘Ideals’ is obvious because N’s idealism, his determination to create a radically different new world and change all of civilisation at its core, is what drives the plot of the whole game, but I think he also works really well as an exemplar of ‘truth,’ because of his obsession with mathematics and physics, with seeing the world in an objective way and ‘solving’ societal problems like mathematical equations.
How do you feel about N’s ending? Because I think both sets of games, Black and White and the sequels, leave him hanging just a little – not in any huge or glaring way, but enough to be nagging. Like, he demolishes the Pokémon League, sets up this enormous castle around it, and then he flies off into the sunset without ever doing any of what he set out to do. He’s lost his belief structure, realised that it’s all built on lies, and… now what? It makes sense for him to fly off in search of some new truth, but what about his ideals? Where are they now?
I don’t know; I think where he is at the end makes sense. Even though he’s changed a lot, he hasn’t given up on the ideals he held, not really; at the end of Black and White 2 he still wants to change the world and change society – he talks about “freeing Pokémon and humans from the oppression of Pokéballs,” he just doesn’t want to separate them like Ghetsis wanted him to.
So he wants to make a world where people and Pokémon are friends without Pokéballs?
Like things were before Pokéballs were invented.
Eh…
No?
Well, maybe, but N is a biased source on that – it seems like this is still kind of an extension of everything he was brainwashed into believing. You need your crazy brainwashed…
Messiah.
Yes. Green-haired messiah. You need him to think all that, to believe that the world only is the way it is because of some horrible mistake. Everything N knows and thinks is based on a mythology created by Team Plasma. His beliefs about people and Pokémon and Pokéballs are the result of a warped image of human history and society that was fed to him by Ghetsis. I mean, I’m not saying there’s not some truth to it, and of course you can make friends with Pokémon without Pokéballs, but he’s still idolising a period of history that he wasn’t alive to see, one that we don’t know a whole lot about either, and making it his model for the future. It seems to me like what he says about that is just him clinging to the one shred of his mythology that still makes sense in the aftermath of everything that’s happened. After all that time, he still can’t shake that indoctrination.
Hmm. I’ll have to think about that. I think we’re ‘supposed’ to take him quite seriously when he talks about this stuff, because the whole point of Black and White is that there are some very real merits to the philosophy that the ‘bad guys’ are pushing, and N embodies those merits. Still, you’re right that N’s been wrong before, and holds some seriously warped views for a long time before you and your Pokémon can convince him otherwise. In any case, we’re almost certainly never going to see the world that N had in mind; it would just change the series too much, force Game Freak to throw away a lot of their formulaic stuff. So unless he does wind up all but abandoning his beliefs in favour of the status quo, he probably never gets a really satisfying resolution.
Unless he goes to Ranger land.
Yes, I suppose that’s true. Places like Fiore prove that it’s possible for humans and Pokémon to live together in the way that N envisions.
I really like Black and White, and N is a critical part of that, but I feel like riding off into the sunset at the end sold him short. Obviously they needed him to come back for the sequel, and they needed to leave him some loose ends to pick up for that, but I wonder whether that balance was achieved.Bianca’s story is very nicely resolved, Hugh’s is very nicely resolved, Cheren’s not so much, he just kind of peters out – I have fewer problems with N than I did with Cheren, but I do have some.
Hmm. Fair enough, I suppose. His ability to talk to Pokémon – what do you make of that?
Maybe he’s half Pokémon? Test tube baby? Genetic engineering?
Well, I… have to admit I wouldn’t really put it past Ghetsis… he was responsible for Genesect, after all. Or maybe N was conceived by the midi-chlorians. Do we think Ghetsis is his biological father? They both have green hair.
Well, yeah, but they’re Japanese; that means nothing.
Point taken.
Oh, this is interesting; I didn’t know this.
What?
Apparently N’s text speed is faster than all the other characters’, to show that he speaks quickly. That’s kind of cool.
Yeah; I didn’t notice that when I played the first time because if you have the text set to ‘fast’ anyway N’s speech isn’t significantly faster, but if you know to look for it and go back, you can tell. Anything else in there you want to talk about?
Hmm. Apparently Junichi Masuda has said he’s “rumoured to have been born from Pokémon.”
Hmm. Is that from an interview, or…? Ah, here we go. Hmm. There’s a whole list of little bits of trivia about N from the developers on Masuda’s blog.
Well, that makes our job easier.
Eh… I don’t know about that; it’s sort of disconnected. I think this is basically notes from the development of the games, when they were bouncing ideas off each other about how to portray N. And I think they may have put it into English through Google Translate, or something similar. Still interesting, though, even if most of it is stuff you pick up from the games anyway… Huh. Apparently N “thinks himself perfection.” I guess that explains the messiah complex.
Sometimes I think I’m perfection.
Yeah, I know that.
Damn right you know I’m perfection.
:-p
Members of Team Plasma do call N “child of the Pokémon” sometimes, come to think of it. And the writers definitely seem to have intended him to be somehow more than human, to have had supernatural powers of some kind – well, maybe ‘supernatural’ is the wrong word, but some sort of psychic abilities, certainly. Some of the stuff in Masuda’s notes seems to say that he can see the future, and his ability to talk to Pokémon probably works based on a heightened sense of empathy.
Mmm. Some kind of psychic power is probably about right. What does he do in the anime?
Not sure. I think the anime mostly follows the games fairly closely by that point, so I would imagine his role isn’t hugely different, but I haven’t seen any of the relevant episodes.
Let’s look it up… Hmm. Seems like he’s… sort of a combination of how he is in Black and White and how he is in the sequels. He has the Light Stone and Ghetsis imprisons him and steals it; then Ghetsis controls Reshiram instead of N. And N helps to arrest Ghetsis and Colress and the members of Team Plasma.
So… wait, he’s not part of Team Plasma?
Apparently not. He used to be, but he’s already left them by the time he meets Ash, along with… Hmm. Who are Anthea and Concordia?
They’re the two women with the gold and pink hair who hang out in N’s castle, and later join Rood’s Team Plasma separatists; they’re like… N’s childhood nurses, or something. They’re mostly in the game to provide exposition, I think; they tell you a lot of the stuff we know about N’s past, since he doesn’t really talk about that much himself.
Oh, right. Them. Where are some quotes…? Ah, here. “N was an orphan. I heard that right after he was born, he upset people with behaviour that suggested he could talk to Pokémon. When he was living in the woods with Darmanitan and Zorua, Ghetsis took him in. We are also orphans Ghetsis took in. Our task was to take care of N.” Yeah, they’re just exposition-whores.
Okay, so he’s definitely not Ghetsis’ biological son, then.
Well, probably not. Who knows what kind of f#$%ed up way he might have come up with to raise his fake messiah? Maybe dumping babies in the middle of the woods to grow up with Pokémon was all part of the bizarre, twisted plan?
Mmm. Perhaps. Anyway… these two are weird – it doesn’t come up in the English, but in the Japanese version, and a lot of other languages too like French and Spanish, it seems like the game is very insistent about referring to them as ‘goddesses’ or ‘muses.’ The game really seems to want them to be important, and they’re in the intro cinematic to Black and White as well, which makes it seem like they’re going to be important…
But then they never do anything, and by the time you actually meet them you’ve forgotten that you ever saw them in the intro in the first place.
Yeah. I kinda feel like maybe Anthea and Concordia, in an earlier draft of the story, might have had a more important role that subsequently got written out, because the game doesn’t normally bother with unique models or names for incidental characters unless they’re going to matter.
Meh. They don’t do anything in the games we have; not much point speculating about what they might have done. Are we done?
I think just about.
I have one more question – why does N help you? In Black and White, why does he encourage you to grow and get stronger?
Well, he needs you. N’s basic understanding of the whole plan in Black and White revolves around the notion of re-enacting critical events from Unova’s mythology. He thinks that taking on the role of one of the legendary heroes will give him some kind of authority, make people listen to him – but there are two heroes in the legend, which dictates that he needs a rival to test himself against and represent the opposite worldview, otherwise he’s just some yahoo with a legendary Pokémon and there’s no point. Ghetsis thinks it’s a waste of time, but doesn’t have any choice but to indulge him. I suppose that lends some perspective to what you were saying earlier about N idolising the past.
Yeah… everything he does is about recreating the mythological past, like steps in a ritual to purify the world. Team Plasma and Ghetsis gave him a way to ‘fix’ everything, and he clings to it beyond all reason because of his obsession with mathematical patterns and natural cycles. Historical and social changes don’t work like that; magic doesn’t fix everything. Or even necessarily anything.
Unless maybe it does? This is the Pokémon universe we’re talking about here, remember.
…what’s the word for… like ‘inspired’ but when you’re going to do something horrible like invent a new way of murdering kittens? Well, yeah, I felt that. Besides, Psyduck is relatively easy to draw.
Fisher the Psyduck is a character in my ongoing Nuzlocke story of X version. He has a Brave nature and the Cloud Nine ability, and as of the most recent episode he is level 12 and knows Scratch, Tail Whip, Water Gun and Disable. Fisher is a self-proclaimed “Blessed Apostle” of the Church of the Helix, and has come to Kalos from far away to spread the glorious teachings of his anarchic faith. So far, he is responsible for exactly zero conversions, but his zeal remains undimmed.
???: [calling] Oh, help me! Please, won’t someone help me? Spruce: Do you hear that? Ruby: No. Spruce: It sounds like someone’s in trouble! Ruby: Oh, the tragedy of this cruel world. If only someone could help them. Alas. Spruce: Ruby, we can help them. We’re powerful adventurers; this is what we do! Fisher: Surely this is divine providence, my friends! The Helix leads us ever onward to new challenges, and we must not shirk them! Melissa: Yeah! The hive sent me out here to fight and get strong, and that’s exactly what I’m going to do! Spruce: Well, that’s settled, then. Ruby: [sigh] I repeat: alas.
…um… Germanic, maybe? It doesn’t sound like a Latin or Greek root. Google it?
Doing it now. Hmm; Old French, apparently.
Oh, right; that makes sense.
Ultimately from a Germanic root, though – ‘hug,’ meaning ‘mind’ or ‘spirit.’ And it gets into Mediaeval Latin from there. Declines as Hugo, Hugonis.
That’s disgusting.
What, ‘mind’ or ‘spirit’?
No, Mediaeval Latin.
Oh, that goes without saying. It’s an appropriate name at any rate; Hugh certainly isn’t lacking in spirit.
No indeed, burdened with something of an overabundance of it, I would think. What do you think of him?
I like that his storyline provides a link to the old games, as someone who was personally affected by what happened back then. He makes the whole thing seem more real, shows us the wider consequences of all that plot. And he sets up conflict with the ex-Team Plasma guys, Rood’s bunch, which would otherwise fall flat because the player just isn’t going to have the same emotional reaction to them and is going to listen to them with a bit of a more neutral perspective.
Mmm. I think it’s important to have someone like Hugh in the story, someone uncompromising, because one of the important themes of those games is the idea that recognising that the ideas of people who are opposed to you can be important and valuable – like, the problem with Team Plasma, the way the games present it-
Besides secretly wanting to take over the world.
–well, yes, besides that, their problem isn’t that they want to change the way people relate to Pokémon; their problem is that they’re uncompromising. They’re zealots. You see that most clearly in Castelia City, with Burgh, because he actually says explicitly that he wants to incorporate some of their ideas into his training philosophy; he thinks they have a point, and they absolutely do. They refuse to make that kind of concession to our side, though. And I think it’s important to have Hugh in the game as someone on the ‘good’ side who is equally uncompromising, just to stress that you can have that kind of problem from both sides of a conflict, because there isn’t really a ‘good’ character like that in the original games.
What about Cheren? He’s pretty black-and-white, if you’ll excuse the pun.
Oh, I think the pun is entirely appropriate; I think that’s very much a part of what the developers meant by choosing those titles. But go on.
Well, Cheren is fairly uncompromising in his attitude to Team Plasma; there’s never any question in his mind that they could be anything other than thugs. He’s still pretty hardline about them by the time Black and White 2 come around.
True, but Cheren in the original games sort of has surprisingly little involvement with the Team Plasma storyline. Looking back through it, it’s actually really weird how little he does. He helps you in the really short fight at Wellspring Cave, then again when you corner Zinzolin and a bunch of grunts in Driftveil City, where he actually seems totally dismissive of them – he talks about fighting them for Clay so that he can get stronger, like they’re just target practice for him. Then he… goes to the Dragonspiral Tower with Brycen, but they don’t show up until the party’s over, and he’s there when you fight Team Plasma in the Relic Castle but doesn’t say or do anything important; likewise at the final showdown with N at the palace of the Elite Four. I don’t think he ever says a single word to either N or Ghetsis again after you first meet them in Accumula Town.
Whereas Hugh gets involved pretty much every time you meet or fight Team Plasma in Black and White 2 and has lots of dialogue with them; I see your point. He has personal motivation that Cheren doesn’t, and his emotions ride a lot higher. Cheren’s much more distanced and logical about the whole thing. Still, Hugh and Cheren do have a lot in common, aside from Hugh being so much more hot-tempered. They sort of bond a little, don’t they?
Do they? As I recall, Hugh is rather prickly towards him. You remember that scene just after winning your first badge, outside the Gym, where Hugh is waiting to challenge Cheren? Cheren says he needs to go back inside and get ready, but Hugh get mad and calls him a coward or something because he wanted to have his challenge right then and there, in the street!
Oh, Hugh’s attitude improves later, after his Gym battle. “Cheren sure knows a lot, and he fought those Team Plasma thugs too;” that’s from the part where Cheren teaches you how dark grass works – Hugh comes to admire his skill and conviction very quickly. Which sort of makes sense, because Hugh’s a lot like Cheren was in the first games, in the kind of singleminded drive he has. Cheren doesn’t have any direction, though; he just wants to be stronger for the sake of strength itself, whereas Hugh has a very clearly defined goal; he wants to get his sister’s Purrloin back, or, failing that, avenge its loss. Actually, when you think of it that way, he sort of combines Cheren and Bianca’s most important personality traits into one character – he’s like Bianca in that he’s enthusiastic and energetic, and wants more out of strength than just being strong, and like Cheren in that he’s determined and focused.
Hmm. I hadn’t thought of it like that; that’s a neat way of looking at it, structurally. So, moving on… if you remember when we played Black and White 2 together http://pokemaniacal.tumblr.com/tagged/b2w2, we had this sort of running joke where we thought Hugh was a bit of a psychopath? A couple of people were actually a little upset by it, I think.
Ah, it was all in the spirit of fun. How much of what you write is ever 100% serious?
I kinda did mean it, though! Well, some of it, anyway. The stuff his own damn parents say about him in Aspertia City-
Wait, he has parents?
Yes! Hang on, I quoted them in the entry; let me just find it… here http://pokemaniacal.tumblr.com/post/39827151998/white-2-playthrough-journal-episode-1-where-the. Yeah, when you talk to his mother she says that she hopes you’ll keep Hugh on the right path and stop him from getting into trouble because he’s – and here I quote – “the sort of person who lets his rage build up inside him.” And his father starts to say “his goal is…” and then just trails off ominously. I mean, really, how the hell was I supposed to take that?
…well, after lines like that I think everything else you said was entirely justified. Doesn’t he kind of blow up at someone early on for being careless with their Pokémon?
Yeah, outside Floccesy Town when the farmer’s Herdier wanders off and he screams at them because it could be lost or dead or whatever. And there’s that whole obsession he has with his own rage…
Don’t forget his ‘shoot first, ask questions later’ attitude towards all Team Plasma, including Rood’s guys. Kid does have his ‘ticking time bomb’ moments from time to time.
In fairness, Hugh’s attitude does make a certain amount of sense eventually, once you get his backstory. Even his outburst against the farmer in Floccesy Town – I mean, I still don’t think that was reasonable, but coming from someone with his particular background, it’s understandable that he might feel that way. And, like, to be completely fair to him, there actually was a Team Plasma operative skulking around when that Herdier got lost! I mean… kind of a low percentage contingency there, but still…
And he gets better, too.
Mmm. That’s basically his whole character development right there – learning to take a more nuanced perspective on everything that’s happening in Unova while still retaining his core ideals. And that kind of culminates when he does his Inspiring Speech at the… y’know, the meteor crater, where Kyurem lives…
The Giant Chasm.
That’s the one. You know, when Rood shows up with a bunch of Team Plasma separatists to… I guess, like… stage a peaceful protest or something similarly useless, and Hugh encourages them to fight for their beliefs, recognising now that they’re fundamentally on the same side as him despite their past actions.
I remember. I think what I got from that mostly sounded like “you may be a vegetarian, but the time to eat meat is NOW!” They’re pacifists in the first place because their Pokémon are ones that they stole as part of Team Plasma and they think they have a duty to help and protect them now. The ideals that Hugh asks them to sacrifice are… literally what separates them from the people they’d be fighting.
Mmm.
And what good does it do, anyway? You and Hugh are both there, and who are you fighting anyway? A bunch of grunts? And Rood just has a bunch of his own grunts. Are they really going to be all that helpful?
Well, I think the idea is more that there are a lot of Ghetsis’ minions around, and it would take you a while to deal with all of them. Rood’s forces can help you to push through more quickly. And I would imagine that Rood himself is probably comparable in skill to Zinzolin, so he’s not exactly a pushover. Besides, however much we pick at the rhetoric, it does work.
Well, yeah, but Team Plasma grunts aren’t exactly hard to influence. He asks them “why do you have Pokémon by your sides?” and if actually you think about that for a minute, the answer is… well… because they stole the lot of them two years ago, haven’t been able to return them to their original trainers for one reason or another, and feel responsible for taking care of them. The idea is there, the spirit is there, the eloquence…
Is wanting.
It doesn’t really help that Hugh doesn’t quite seem to know what the word ‘ideals’ actually means.
Well, to be perfectly honest, I don’t think anyone in the entire fifth generation knows what the word ‘ideals’ means, not even Zekrom. Or ‘truth’ for that matter.
Oh, they definitely don’t know what ‘truth’ means. But back to Hugh. Is his head a durian?
A… durian?
Yeah, the fruit. His hair looks like a big blue durian.
I always placed him as more of a hedgehog, actually. Sorta reminds me of Sonic, now that I think of it. So, uh… does this mean we’re running out of things to say?
Well, I think that whether Hugh’s head is a durian is a very important question, but I suppose we could wrap it up.
I guess if I had to sum up Hugh in one phrase, really at any point in the story, it would be “the ends justify the means” – which, again, is interesting because it’s the same kind of attitude that typifies Team Plasma, and a lot of other Pokémon villains as well, actually, particularly Maxie and Archie.
He puts his own ideals ahead of those of others.
Exactly.
At the same time though, he’s one of the most ‘complete’ people at the end of the story. The games leave him in a place that makes sense; he’s learned a lot and he’s more of a whole and happy person. He even gets Purrloin back in the end – well, Liepard now, but still – and in the process he’s managed to find it in himself to forgive the ex-Team Plasma guys in Rood’s faction.
Yeah. I still think he’s a bit nuts, but I really like the perspective he adds to the game and how he shows us someone who was personally affected by Team Plasma’s past actions – and gives context to Rood and the separatists’ desire to atone for their crimes. I think people tend to regard Black and White as better games than the sequels, but the sequels do a lot of things right too, and Hugh is one of them, more or less!
Melissa: Here it is; here it is! This is the end of the forest! Spruce: Santalune City should be right over this next ridge. Ruby: About time. Human, let- put me- let go of me, idiot! Ah! Finally. Melissa: Come on, come on! We need to hurry! Ruby: What’s the rush? You two have all day tomorrow to do your… quest thing or whatever and indulge your delusions of adequacy. Melissa: Oh, I know, but it’s so important and so exciting! Spruce: Maybe you should just tell us more about who we’re fighting? Ruby: Yes, please do; what you’ve told us so far has been so excruciatingly riveting. Melissa: She’s an evil, evil witch with a Vivillon who lures Bug Pokémon away from the forest by promising to make them stronger and takes them away from the hive! They just want to make all the Bug Pokémon in the Santalune Forest into their slaves! Spruce: Why would anyone do something like that? Melissa: I don’t know, but we have to stop them! If the hive gets weaker none of us will know what to do anymore! The hive is our whole life! Fletchling: ‘scuse me, mates, couldn’t ‘elp but over’ear… Melissa: Who said that? Fletchling: I did. Up ‘ere. And if you don’t mind my say so, sounds like you might be in need of some muscle for ‘ire. Ruby: Hmm… come down here where I can see you properly, bird. Fletchling: No problem at all. Bodkin’s the name. You need air support, I’m your bloke – long as you got the dough for it. Looks like you already got yourself a bird on your team though. Doin’ all right there, mate? Spruce: Uh… fine, thanks. Bodkin: ‘oo’s in charge ‘ere, then? You got a trainer, looks like. Ruby: Oh, for- Ignore the ape! Really, why would anyone pay the slightest attention to him with such a vision of incandescent power as myself in view? Bodkin: And ‘oo are you then, guv’nor? Ruby: I am Ruby the Fennekin, fiery jewel among Pokémon, sorceress supreme! Perhaps you’ve heard of me? Bodkin: [staring] …you what? Ruby: [sighs] It was worth a try. Bodkin: ‘ey, I’m sure you’re a great celebrity in other parts, but I’m only an ‘umble mercenary. I dunno nothin’ about sorceresses and the like. Like I said, though, sounds to me like you’re lookin’ to challenge the Santalune Gym. Ain’t nothin’ better than a quick Flying-type to ‘elp you clean that place out. Ruby: What’s the catch? Bodkin: Well, like I said, I’m a bit of a materialist, luv. I’ll fight wherever, whenever and ‘ooever you want, but you gotta meet my fee. Two evolutionary stones and a nugget, all in advance. Spruce: That’s a bit steep! Bodkin: Heh. What’s she payin’ you, mate? Spruce: I- she’s not paying me anything! I’m here to go on adventures, help people, and do good things! Bodkin: Hah! Seriously? Well, aren’t you adorable? And what about the crispy little luncheon roll ‘ere? Melissa: [giggles] I might be a meal for you, but whole flocks of you would be just a snack for the hive. Bodkin: …uh… h’okay, then. Um. [to Ruby] Well, luv? What’s it to be? Ruby: Two evolutionary stones and a nugget. Hmm. Would you accept, say… a frosted Poké Puff and this Pidgey? Spruce: Wait, what? Bodkin: Hah! That’s a good one, luv! Mind you… [glances at Spruce] Mmm… tempting… but no, no can do. Spruce: Wait, what? Bodkin: Tell you what; you made me laugh, so forget the stones. I ain’t got the contacts to sell ‘em at the moment anyway. That’s my best price, that is. Ruby: Regrettably I… find myself a little short on nuggets at the moment. Along with most of the other trappings of power… like competent inferiors… Bodkin: That’s a right bleedin’ shame, that is. Well, if we ain’t got no business, I’d best be off, then – but you remember my name. Might be useful if you come into a bit o’ cash, eh? Ruby: Mmm. Quite. Bodkin: Until next time! Spruce: It was nice meeting you! Bodkin: And yourself, mate. You look me up if you’re ever around ‘ere and fancy a bit o’ fun, yeah? [winks] Spruce: …I am so confused.
Ruby: You there! You, Pidgey! Pidgey: Me? Ruby: Do you see another Pidgey around here? Yes, you! My human and I require directions to the Santalune Forest. Quickly now! Pidgey: Oh- the entrance to the main trail is right over that way; you just turn left at the rock that looks like a dead Zigzagoon and you can’t miss it. Ruby: Mmm. Adequate. Thank you for your time, commoner. Come, human. Pidgey: Um! Wait a minute! Excuse me! Ruby: Yes, what is it? Pidgey: Um, excuse me, but – human, are you- are you a trainer? Ruby: He is; what of it? Pidgey: You’re not, um… you’re not looking for Pokémon for your team at all, are you? Ruby: He… might be. Pidgey: Oh, wow; this is so amazing! I- I can help you! I can! I- Ruby: No, look, ignore the human. The human is an idiot. He can’t even understand us. Get down here. I said down here! Stop fluttering about like that! Pidgey: Sorry, sorry. This is all just so exciting! Ruby: Yes, well, I suppose it’s not every day that one meets such an exquisite specimen of Pokémonhood as myself. You are forgiven, commoner. Tell me your name. Pidgey: My name is Spruce! I’m a Pidgey and I live right here on the edges of Santalune Forest and I’ve always wanted to go with a human trainer and grow big and strong and maybe even evolve one day so I can travel and do good things and help people and it’d be so cool if I could go with you and your trainer and do all of those things! Ruby: Really. How quaint. Spruce: What about you? What’s your name? Ruby: I? I am Ruby the Fennekin, fiery jewel among Pokémon, sorceress supreme! Perhaps you’ve heard of me. Spruce: Er… yes. Oh, yes; I recognise you now! Of course I have! Ruby: Ah; then you know of my battle against the dread Raticate King? Spruce: Well, yeah! Ruby: And you have heard the story of my dramatic victory in the Tournament of Sapphires? Spruce: Who hasn’t? Ruby: And perhaps you are even familiar with how I liberated the Pokémon of Kanto from the oppression of Team Rocket? Spruce: That’s my favourite one of the lot! Ruby: [narrowing her eyes] I’ve never done any of those things. Spruce: …oh. Ruby: You’ve never actually heard of me, have you? Spruce: Well… well, not- not exactly, no. But they do say that flattery is the sincerest form of- um… something! Ruby: [sighs] Quite. Spruce: And- and I still really do want to join you! And help others and do good things! Ruby: Look, when you say ‘others,’ are you prepared for those ‘others’ to be me? And when you say ‘good things’ are you prepared for that to mean things that are good for me? Spruce: Sure! We all have to help each other in the world, right? That way we can all make the world a better place together and- Ruby: Yeah, yeah, whatever; look, just remember, you work for me, not the human, is that clear? Spruce: Sure thing! You can count on me, Ruby! Ruby: Then so it shall be! Human! DEPLOY YOUR SORCEROUS ORB!