One lunatic's love-hate relationship with the Pokémon franchise, and his addled musings on its rights, wrongs, ins and outs. Come one, come all, and indulge my delusions of grandeur as I inflict my opinions on anyone within shouting distance.
1:08
Though Slippery Sue’s numerous contacts, an independent contractor has been hired to deal with the trees in our path – paid in cash and onions.
1:21
Hmm…
We could go fight a difficult battle against a master of Electric Pokémon to win a shiny bit of plastic and permission to fly in Kanto…
…or we could take a lucrative contract smuggling goods through Rock Tunnel.
…
Laters!
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11:47
…if it couldn’t survive, it didn’t deserve to join us.
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7:47
Okay Jim, you take over!
7:57
Jim: This is so depressing.
Chris: What are you talking about? We have a BADASS SUPER RAT! The greatest lab rat of all time!
Jim [sobbing]: Where’s our starter?
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Okay peeps; it’s New Year’s Eve, I’m in Jim the Editor’s flat in sunny and tropical St. Andrews, Scotland, it’s fμ¢&ing miserable outside (because Scotland), and I am going to speed-Nuzlocke the $#!t out of Pokémon: Fire Red version, because WHAT ELSE ARE WE GOING TO DO? This post will be updated throughout the night with progress reports, screenshots and commentary, and we will either conquer the Elite Four or die trying.
LET’S DO THIS
5:02:
SHUT UP OAK WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS $#!T
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