7:47
Okay Jim, you take over!
7:57
Jim: This is so depressing.
Chris: What are you talking about? We have a BADASS SUPER RAT! The greatest lab rat of all time!
Jim [sobbing]: Where’s our starter?
8:05
Well, we’ve already got a bird… but maybe we’re a Flying trainer? Dr. Chrim, master aviator!
8:25
A new young hero joins the team!
Jim: Oh good… another Flying-type.
8:58
We have purchased a new experimental specimen.
9:08
Behold, the glory of His divine fossil which our brilliant science shall usher back into the world!
9:14
The deviant and cunning Slippery Sue, doubtless one of Evil Steve’s many underworld agents, has joined our cause. And my turn to take over again!
9:18
Chris: Whoohoo! Go Toni!
Jim: It’s about fμ¢&ing time
9:27
9:34
In our darkest hour, a great leader has risen to the occasion: Jolene, now in the top percentage of all Raticate.
9:36
Oh, for $#!t’s sake NOT YOU AGAIN
Slippery Sue is doing very well in her first big fight – but then, like all con artists, she prefers helpless prey.
10:10
…well, I guess this one’s not keen to enlist.
Rod Radish the Oddish vegetable salesman has joined the team! More or less. Hmm. Between Evil Steve, Barbara G, Slippery Sue and now Rod the Radish, we’re basically a Poison-type specialist now.
11:03
Yet another of Evil Steve and Slippery Sue’s underworld contacts has joined our network: the sly Meowth black marketeer Joey the Fence.
11:08
Specimen X the Magikarp has been delivered safely to our contacts’ lab, where they will attempt to unlock the incredible power hidden in his genetic code.
11:15
A simple vegetable seller can do great things when you put a machine gun in his hands.
11:22
Misty time.
Though Steve has been forced to retreat, his evil plan has already been set in motion! Starmie’s days are surely numbered!
Misty has been slain by a humble vegetable seller! And that means it’s Jim’s turn to take the wheel for a while…
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