The Pokémaniacal New Year’s Speed-Nuzlocke-stravaganza II

7:47

Okay Jim, you take over!

7:57

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Jim: This is so depressing.
Chris: What are you talking about?  We have a BADASS SUPER RAT!  The greatest lab rat of all time!
Jim [sobbing]: Where’s our starter?

8:05

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Well, we’ve already got a bird… but maybe we’re a Flying trainer?  Dr. Chrim, master aviator!

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8:25

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A new young hero joins the team!
Jim: Oh good… another Flying-type.

8:58

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We have purchased a new experimental specimen.

9:08

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Behold, the glory of His divine fossil which our brilliant science shall usher back into the world!

9:14

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The deviant and cunning Slippery Sue, doubtless one of Evil Steve’s many underworld agents, has joined our cause.  And my turn to take over again!

9:18

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Chris: Whoohoo!  Go Toni!
Jim: It’s about fμ¢&ing time

9:27

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9:34

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In our darkest hour, a great leader has risen to the occasion: Jolene, now in the top percentage of all Raticate.

9:36

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Oh, for $#!t’s sake NOT YOU AGAIN

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Slippery Sue is doing very well in her first big fight – but then, like all con artists, she prefers helpless prey.

10:10

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…well, I guess this one’s not keen to enlist.

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Rod Radish the Oddish vegetable salesman has joined the team!  More or less.  Hmm.  Between Evil Steve, Barbara G, Slippery Sue and now Rod the Radish, we’re basically a Poison-type specialist now.

11:03

Yet another of Evil Steve and Slippery Sue’s underworld contacts has joined our network: the sly Meowth black marketeer Joey the Fence.

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11:08

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Specimen X the Magikarp has been delivered safely to our contacts’ lab, where they will attempt to unlock the incredible power hidden in his genetic code.

11:15

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A simple vegetable seller can do great things when you put a machine gun in his hands.

11:22

Misty time.

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Though Steve has been forced to retreat, his evil plan has already been set in motion!  Starmie’s days are surely numbered!

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Misty has been slain by a humble vegetable seller!  And that means it’s Jim’s turn to take the wheel for a while…

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