The Pokémaniacal New Year’s Speed-Nuzlocke-stravaganza V

New Year’s Day

1:16

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A haggling dispute with Slippery Sue’s contact at the other end of Rock Tunnel has led to bloodshed.  She and Evil Steve will need to find somewhere else to offload our stolen goods.  Meanwhile, Detective Doug thinks this was all a clever sting operation.

1:22

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In Lavender Town, Evil Steve hears rumours of another crime syndicate in Celadon City that we can sell our smuggled goods to.

1:31

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Detective Doug has been promoted to Detective Chief Inspector Doug for his excellent work in the supposed sting operation, and now has two lieutenants, DS Douglas and DS Dougal, working under him.  None of them suspect a thing.

2:00

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Upon reaching Celadon City, Slippery Sue stealthily slithers off… somewhere.  Probably to meet with more of her underworld contacts in service to Evil Steve’s dark agenda.  In her place, we have been joined by the aspiring hedge knight Sir Leo.

2:05

In Celadon City, Dr. Chrim acquires a new specimen on which to practise his groundbreaking transmutative sciences.

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DON’T ASK WHAT HAPPENED TO SPECIMEN Y

2:19

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At the insistence of the chivalrous Sir Leo, some of the profits from our smuggling operation are used to buy (I MEAN LIBERATE) a slave, the Dratini Aurora.

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Detective Doug demands that the team investigate the slaver ring, which his keen detecting skills determine to be cleverly hidden inside a poster.

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3:19

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Will the rival crime lord see reason and join Evil Steve and Slippery Sue’s network of evil?  Or will he be arrested by Detective Doug and Sir Leo?

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Aurora gets revenge for her enslavement.

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The battle of the century: The Godmother vs. a greengrocer with a machine gun.

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ROD!  NOOOOOOOOO!  Now who will sell our cabbages!?!?!?

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Evil Steve’s gardener and contact on the vegetable black market is dead.  He can no longer purchase the illegal toxic ultra-chillies he needs for his favourite salads.  He is PISSED.

3:38

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Slippery Sue slithers back to the party, having learned from her black market contacts of a priceless relic being held at Pokémon Tower in Lavender Town: a priceless relic that we can STEAL!

3:41

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Time to TERRORISE THE MOURNERS

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shut up Billy

3:56

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The spirits of this tower would rather destroy themselves with Curse than submit to capture!  Evil Steve will SEE THEM IN HELL.

4:17

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Now, the science of Dr. Chrim shall prove its worth!  Reveal the true identity of the tower’s sacred guardian!

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4:27

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How dare you try to steal the holy relics of Pokémon Tower!?  WE WERE GOING TO STEAL THOSE!

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Yeah, right; now hand over the Poké Flute, and anything else valuable you’ve got lying around here, and no one gets a Twineedle where the sun doesn’t shine.

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