The Pokémaniacal New Year’s Speed-Nuzlocke-stravaganza IX

8:41

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So… we meet again.

8:45

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NOOOOOOO!  NOT EVIL STEVE!  HE- wait, he was a mob boss who smuggled illegal weaponry, bought and sold slaves, and has literally threatened to kill us a dozen times.

Nonetheless… true evil never dies, and his spirit shall have revenge…

9:24

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Time to enter Victory Road, with our elite team of a hero Raticate, a genetically engineered Gyarados, a freed slave Dragonair, a swashbuckling Raichu pirate, a “healthy” Jynx, and the world’s first prototype cyborg Hitmonlee.

9:36

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One last Pokémon joins us before the end – the same Pokémon that killed our starter.

10:57

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Well, we’re here, but…

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…we might need a little more training first.

11:43

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…I am so over this bull$#!t

4:10

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why

are we still awake

why are we doing this

this had better be cathartic as fμ¢&

4:28

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Poor faithful Jolene has been lost, after Lorelei’s Jynx narrowly survived her Shadow Ball and struck back.  The rest of the team now dedicate their lives to avenging her.  Nothing personal, Billy…

One-Eyed Pete Thunderbolts Pidgeot
Specimen X Surfs Rhydon
Bob and Jaff Tri Attack Alakazam, then Drill Peck Exeggutor
Specimen X Surfs Arcanine

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Specimen X gets in three Dragon Dances and inflicts mortal injuries, but ultimately succumbs to Blastoise’s rain-boosted Hydro Pumps.

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…leaving Aurora to deal the finishing blows with Thunderbolt.

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4:40

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