One lunatic's love-hate relationship with the Pokémon franchise, and his addled musings on its rights, wrongs, ins and outs. Come one, come all, and indulge my delusions of grandeur as I inflict my opinions on anyone within shouting distance.
8:41
So… we meet again.
8:45
NOOOOOOO! NOT EVIL STEVE! HE- wait, he was a mob boss who smuggled illegal weaponry, bought and sold slaves, and has literally threatened to kill us a dozen times.
Nonetheless… true evil never dies, and his spirit shall have revenge…
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January 2
12:17
We have travelled across the world to find a new Pokémon to fill the gaping void left in our hearts by the Fat Controller.
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12:05
Behold the glory of Legatron, Bionic Hitmonlee!
12:09
Time for Gym Number 3!
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4:37
Thanks to the secret chemical compounds obtained/stolen from Team Rocket by Evil Steve, Dr. Chrim’s experiments on Specimen X have been successful. Soon his true power shall be unleashed!
4:44
Side effects may include dry mouth, nausea, sore throat, vomiting, psychosis, and transformation into a gigantic sea dragon.
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7:47
Okay Jim, you take over!
7:57
Jim: This is so depressing.
Chris: What are you talking about? We have a BADASS SUPER RAT! The greatest lab rat of all time!
Jim [sobbing]: Where’s our starter?
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