We have travelled across the world to find a new Pokémon to fill the gaping void left in our hearts by the Fat Controller.
Behold: One-Eyed Pete, the pirate Pikachu!
Marvel at his might!
Thanks to the piracy of One-Eyed Pete, we have looted Cinnabar’s burned out mansion and gained access to the inner sanctum of the island’s mysterious overlord! Time for badge number 4!
You call that a secret lab? Our secret lab is way better than this $#!t!
I need an adult.
The first of many powerful new recruits to our cause from the Sevii Islands: Big Birdette!
Chris: A WILD GEODUDE, JIM
Jim: Magnitude 9, super effective, while underground, really hurts!
Chris: A WILD POKÉMON. TWICE!
Jim: Ah, you win some, you lose some, you Slippery Sues some.
Chris: And we can’t access the PC in Sevii until Bill and Celio are done with their bull$#!t. We are DOWN A POKÉMON until we finish these islands and get back to Cinnabar!
Well, I guess if we need a snack on the way to Indigo Plateau…
From a random pile of eggs we were going to make an omelette out of, to a sentient egg-creature accidentally given life by the mad science of Dr. Chrim, to a walking coconut tree – Omelette has come a long way in a short time.
Oh yeah. Those three gyms we never did. I guess we should take care of those.
Chris: [looking over Jim’s shoulder] Oh, are you training up Flea? That’s nea-
Both: FLEA NOOOOOOOOOOOO
We haven’t bothered much with fishing so far because we have plenty of Water-types… but we have plans for Swirly here…
Phase 2 of our operation.
Bye Swirly; welcome to the team Zynx!
And she came with some mail. Who is this for, Dontae? Are you trying to convince us that she’s healthy, or yourself?
She’s come a long way from the young Geodude we found alone in the dark.
Dis b!tch goin’ down.
I hate Calm Mind so much.
And I hate you.
Just hand over the badge; I’m pissed about losing Omelette and Evil Steve is in a murdery mood.
This gym is not ready for this.
Jolene slew a mighty Onix with nothing but Normal attacks when she was but a young Rattata! Your fate was sealed the moment you set up those worthless fμ¢&ing puzzle trash cans.
VENGEANCE FOR ROD THE RADISH!