The Pokémaniacal New Year’s Speed-Nuzlocke-stravaganza VIII

January 2

12:17

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We have travelled across the world to find a new Pokémon to fill the gaping void left in our hearts by the Fat Controller.

12:21

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Behold: One-Eyed Pete, the pirate Pikachu!

12:35

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Marvel at his might!

1:29

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Thanks to the piracy of One-Eyed Pete, we have looted Cinnabar’s burned out mansion and gained access to the inner sanctum of the island’s mysterious overlord!  Time for badge number 4!

1:46

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You call that a secret lab?  Our secret lab is way better than this $#!t!

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I need an adult.

1:51

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The first of many powerful new recruits to our cause from the Sevii Islands: Big Birdette!

1:53

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Chris: A WILD GEODUDE, JIM
Jim: Magnitude 9, super effective, while underground, really hurts!
Chris: A WILD POKÉMON.  TWICE!
Jim: Ah, you win some, you lose some, you Slippery Sues some.
Chris: And we can’t access the PC in Sevii until Bill and Celio are done with their bull$#!t.  We are DOWN A POKÉMON until we finish these islands and get back to Cinnabar!

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Well, I guess if we need a snack on the way to Indigo Plateau…

3:06

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From a random pile of eggs we were going to make an omelette out of, to a sentient egg-creature accidentally given life by the mad science of Dr. Chrim, to a walking coconut tree – Omelette has come a long way in a short time.

3:26

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Oh yeah.  Those three gyms we never did.  I guess we should take care of those.

4:08

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Chris: [looking over Jim’s shoulder] Oh, are you training up Flea?  That’s nea-
Both: FLEA NOOOOOOOOOOOO

5:45

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We haven’t bothered much with fishing so far because we have plenty of Water-types… but we have plans for Swirly here…

6:00

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Phase 2 of our operation.

6:03

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Bye Swirly; welcome to the team Zynx!

6:08

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And she came with some mail. Who is this for, Dontae? Are you trying to convince us that she’s healthy, or yourself?

6:35

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She’s come a long way from the young Geodude we found alone in the dark.

7:24

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Dis b!tch goin’ down.

7:32

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I hate Calm Mind so much.

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And I hate you.

7:46

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Just hand over the badge; I’m pissed about losing Omelette and Evil Steve is in a murdery mood.

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Thank you.

7:50

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This gym is not ready for this.

7:55

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Jolene slew a mighty Onix with nothing but Normal attacks when she was but a young Rattata!  Your fate was sealed the moment you set up those worthless fμ¢&ing puzzle trash cans.

8:32

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VENGEANCE FOR ROD THE RADISH!

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