Behold the glory of Legatron, Bionic Hitmonlee!
Time for Gym Number 3!
Why do you have Acid Armour AND Minimise!?!?!?!? Are you just here to RUIN MY LIFE!?!?!?!
Whoever designed this fight should DIE
WHY DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER HYPER POTION
if this fμ¢&ing thing blows itself up now I will throw this game through a fμ¢&ing wall
Through our brilliant, if slightly mad, experiments, we have granted LIFE and SENTIENCE to… A NOODLE! IT’S ALIIIIIIIIVE! MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
…Uncle Ron? Uh… you… look great! Never better!
WHO THE $#!T KEEPS BLOWING UP ALL OUR F#%&ING POKÉMON!?
What did that thing eat that was enough to explode a full health Snorlax!?
And where the hell are we going to find another Pokémon as fat as the Fat Controller?
(Let the record show that JIM, who blames me for every previous death so far, was the one who lost a SNORLAX to a WILD POKÉMON)
A number of new Pokémon have joined us on Cinnabar Island… but no one can replace the sheer fatness of the Controller. We’re going to call it a night.